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Colombian brain basher

The act of putting a line of Colombian bam bam sauce (or cocaine) on your penis, then a girl snorts it off then you proceed to hit her head with your penis
Last night I gave my wife a concussion after we did the Colombian brain basher
by Powdered crack rocks November 18, 2025
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Colombian Roulette

When you buy a bag from a new plug for the first time and someone gotta be the “is it fentanyl” guinea pig.
Mr. Mike is really down for everything. He doesn’t even mind playing Colombian Roulette for us.
by MaddieLoverBabyGoat December 10, 2025
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Colonizing berry picker

These are fighting words. You should be outraged, or so ashamed of yourself, that you run and get wild game, preferably venison. Moose meat is ideal and hard to 'get'.

1 moose (you can stay for now)
2 moose ( all her relatives are going to come and meet you, to welcome you into the family and is that fresh moose meat?)
5 moose (you are marrying someone one in the tribe. The moose will be gone. You can have some one of two ways a) You will literally have to go rez home to rez home at dinner time and have dinner with that family and your 'new fiance' to get some of your moose meat back. This will take several days. b) When you and your girlfriend go outside late morning the Chief will have fired up the community barbecue with the whole tribe as he praises his tribal daughter for bring home a good hunter and provider. Her new husband.(that's you tugar.))

Married by the chief in informal tribe of people and witnessed by every one.
You Colonizing berry picker! Go get me some moose meat now, Tugar.
by Modern Women December 20, 2025
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Colombia

place. Delightful land composed of a decidedly odd combination of foetid swamp and needlessly pointy mountains that, after a few millennia spent as a bottleneck for migratory aboriginal land speculators, became first a slave-state for predatory europeans and then a front for drug runners intent on destroying a much better country far to the north. A version of football is popular in the flatter bits of the country but a lack of centre backs with any sense of vision and a mandatory death sentence for keepers mishandling the ball has hampered Colombia’s progress on the international stage. Recent events in neighbouring Venezuela have prompted discussions amongst the top leaders centring on the feasibility of following the lead of the ancient wayfarers and moving the entire population and all their assets south into sparsely-settled Ecuador.

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If Venezuela becomes the 51st state could Colombia become the 2nd Puerto Rica?
by gnostic3 January 9, 2026
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Colombian shit shack

Snort cocaine, then bring a girl into a porta potty and proceed to fuck her until she shits on your dick
Me and the school bop pulled a Colombian shit shack while my gf was at work
by Coochslayer420 January 16, 2026
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Colombian roughhousing

When you stick a dildo up your ass, then stain the dildo with shit, cover it with jizz and stick it in your girls mouth while eating her butt.
when I was Colombian roughhousing I felt the dildo fill with my shit!
by B-16039 January 22, 2026
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caffeine colonic

The experience of a colonic, or the symptoms associated with a colonic, as a result of drinking too much coffee
Mate, just had a caffeine colonic from all that coffee i just drank!
by RubberCustard May 25, 2007
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