Collin has the energy of having a massive dick. His pants are filled with an absolute horse cock. Girls are attracted to his huge penis. Gay men are also drawn to his trousers. He will thrust you into heaven with his massive fallice. He is a huge sex monster.
Girl: Omg Collin has an absolute unit of a penis in his jeans. I NEED TO EAT IT!!!!
Gay guy: Please give me your weiner, Collin.
Gay guy: Please give me your weiner, Collin.
by Buttsack Handler. March 04, 2022
by Collin the cursed being December 25, 2019
When your wife, girlfriend, or significant other is sleeping in the middle of the night, and you jerk off until you cum on their face.
by Malvicious January 07, 2024
by Lailaliallial June 06, 2022
The name given to only the most intelligent of individuals. They use common sense and careful thought to form quality opinions.
Collin is so based.
by Kurokishi March 13, 2021
Collin is an intellectual, but very often doubts his abilities for some reason. He is usually one year younger than everyone else that's a school friend until autumn is right around the corner. He has a great sense of humor and can probably get a chuckle out of a group of strangers walking by when he's telling a joke. Overall, Collin is a pretty good guy to have as a friend. If you have a Collin in your life, I would consider you lucky.
Someone: Gee, it sure is boring out here.
Random guy out of nowhere: WELL GET YOUR OWN COLLIN FOR ONLY 6.99!
Someone: Thank you, kind stranger that's really loud.
Random guy out of nowhere: WELL GET YOUR OWN COLLIN FOR ONLY 6.99!
Someone: Thank you, kind stranger that's really loud.
by thiscatisd September 13, 2022