Connecticut

a state in the USA in which, opposed to contrary belief, is not entirely filled with stuck up preppy people. there actually are a lot of farms and rural areas still. sure, there are rich parts, but there are also reeeeallllly poor parts. not everyone in ct is insanely rich. we also have a lot of sweet homegrown bands.

person 1: you're from Connecticut?
person 2: yeah
1: so you're rich, have a huge yard and play golf a lot?
2: no i actually live on a farm and most of my friends and i are middle class
1: oh

by durhamite October 26, 2007

Kantai collection

It's an anime/video game.

I guess it's pretty similar to High School Fleet, because it's a bunch of girls on battleships.

eh.

well :D I love kantai collection^0^

by MuffinMuffinBuns November 16, 2021

connecticut shoppingcart

The act of finding a consenting homeless person who is willing to engage in sexual congress in the nearest dumpster. Once the homeless individual is willing you use bungee cords and two shopping carts to make a cage to trap them in. You will then proceed to defecate, urinate and ejaculate on them while calling them ethnic slurs native to the Boston region (ie butter nubs, slabbering gutter goat, and Morgan Freeman.) When you finish he will ask for a dollar but you will tell that hobo to get a job, because he is indeed a lazy bum now covered in cum.

"After I put that hobo in the shopping cart I gave him a Connecticut ShoppingCart. I shit on his face and called him Morgan Freeman. Can you believe he wanted money after that?! Just like that lazy freeloader to take a free load and want a handout."

by They call me...."Hat" October 15, 2014

connecticut

the most boring state ever

stop complaining there are literally people who live in connecticut

by sksksksksk5 July 25, 2019

collect call

when you're banging some chick at her house, call her on your cell phone, and when she tries to answer the phone give her a nice donkey punch.

by hi May 15, 2003

Flying to Connecticut

Refers to the action of 2 married men running away from their wives in order to compete for the affections of a famous Russian man. Not to be confused with Driving to Toronto or a Flying Scotsman although a Flying Irishman is often involved.

What are you guys doing this weekend? Nothing much, just flying to Connecticut.

by Pataz May 22, 2008

Connecticut

CT is my state and yes its very rich, but we do have soem problems like guido's especially in new haven county, some heavy italian towns like east haven and north haven where these kids r gellin up all there hair like the gotti's and driving in bmw's and lexus's, tanning and all that.. the people judge you by wut you drive over here

yo man im from east haven connecticut where teh F*** are you from bro and wut do u drive?i bang way more girls then u yo

im from north haven n im drivin a bmw and ur still in that civic haha and no way i layed too b*tches last night bro..

OTHER GUIDOS: lets fight him he talkin sh*t yo

by CTBOY July 21, 2006