coconut

a type of deez nuts.
(/j it’s a fruity fruit)

“ The coconut nut is a big big nut if you eat room much to get very fat, now da coconut nut is a giant nut but this delicious nut, is not a nut it’s a coco fruit, it’s a coco fruit, of the coco tree, of the coco tree, from the coco palm family!! There are so many uses of the coconut tree you can build a bigger house for the family!!”

by theresa coconut June 4, 2021

coconut girl

mari and kavs

wow mari and kavs are such coconut girls

by cocogirlduh May 15, 2021

Coconut Cheese

Used to describe someone who depresses others at social events. Whether they're quietly having a quiet conversation in the corner while everyone else is having a good time, or they're always reminding others of their obligations. Primarly used to say someone is uncool or a buzzkill.

You're such a coconut cheese; you never stop talking about work and you don't know how to party.

by samuelceazer October 4, 2024

Coconut shaving

The act of shaving your pubic hair into someone's mouth or anus

"I'm gonna shave my nut hairs into your mouth like coconut shavings on a fine dessert"

by engrayen July 7, 2025

Coconutted

To have coconuts inside.

I looked up at the shelf to find a coconutted box.

by gd_ojha August 16, 2025

Coconut

An insult similar to "Uncle Tom," this term refers to a Black person who is perceived as overly eager to align with white individuals or willing to accept unequal treatment compared to white people. It also describes someone who agrees with white supremacist ideology and white nationalist conservative views. A black person who's anti-black

I'm so sick of this coconut over here. He's black but hates his own people?

by Mimikoe October 4, 2025

coconut baby

coconut baby ~ a joke from a far away book tale system for abusing stories out of people in foreign galaxies.

A term used by a witch who wanted to overthrow the kingdom of heaven after she, from a sophisticated and mostly highly intelligent civilization, wanted to marry God and have the high men God's kids. She removed from her people's Good Book that God can lie or be a trickster to save list Souls. This planet is covered in bookworms with the same idea. And the deceivers among them decide who lives an who dies.

How so? She wrote a book and try to turn it into reality after being made fun of. It's not exactly the Irish. The elders of the Galaxy Lobos abusively look for a similar races.

The coconut baby was swaddled in coconut until she agreed to leave her "pig fat" DNA behind.

by sinrlifemattrs October 15, 2025