A place that is worse than the dog house. A place that James is put when Julie is mad at him and can be paroled for good behavior.
by Bunny_Lopez February 3, 2021
Get the dog closetmug. Someone who, when having a private conversation on a cell phone, will move into the nearest closet to talk, instead of holding off the conversation for a later time. These people should be made fun of and ridiculed as much as possible while in said closet.
Kris thought his conversation with his girlfriend was so important, being a closet caller, he ran into the closet thinking nobody would hear it.
by PDuckWin May 22, 2010
Get the Closet Callermug. Travis, come out of the basement closet already. Everyone knows you blow Taurens on world of warcraft.
by RSMILEY88 June 24, 2022
Get the the basement closetmug. Closet keeper is alternative way to tell someone that there spouse is gay & has not " Flamed On" Out of the Closet yet..
Honestly, you man shook my hand like a baby , stands,walks,talks leaves only one thing .. .. you do know that your man is a Closet Keeper. .
by Mrbigshtt August 8, 2016
Get the Closet Keepermug. (n.) considerably a person that is thought of as dangerous based off what they reveal to another person. They usually act differently around one group of people than they will around a whole other group of people, probably to save face around a typically “normal” person or someone they like. Not to be confused with being “in the closet”, because that’s just homosexual… for real.
by Pure69 April 29, 2011
Get the Monstre in the closetmug. Joe: Look what he’s wearing!
Mary: It looks like it’s straight out of Hanse’s closet.
Joe: I know, right? How can someone own an article of clothing that ugly!
Mary: It looks like it’s straight out of Hanse’s closet.
Joe: I know, right? How can someone own an article of clothing that ugly!
by subinsbf March 18, 2018
Get the Hanse’s Closetmug. A person who was believed to be straight for a long period of time who suddenly "comes out of the closet," in an unexpected and rapid manner.
I thought Jim was a playboy who railed dimes every day, untill he gave all the guys head at Becky's sweet 16. Fucking closet poptart!
by WebstersXXX January 10, 2015
Get the Closet Poptartmug.