Chuff

Absolute unit of a human being who is litteraly the biggest brexit geezer on this planet

“Dude he is such a chuff bro” or “ that chuff over there has so much aura

by Speedboatdave January 10, 2026

Four-cuffer

If an officer puts cuffs on you and you have one set on, that makes you a one-cuffer. When you are too "large" for one pair of cuffs, you become a two-cuffer and so on....

Damn that fat @$$ is a Four-cuffer!!!!

by Panelopee Poopnpeeshake April 2, 2009

Vom-Chuffing

The sexual act of penetrating someone's anal sphincter whilst the recipient vomits.

partnered with the similar act of Vom-Duffing

"whilst she bent over to throw up. He took down her trousers and to her pleasure being Vom-Chuffing her"

by RahimTom June 3, 2009

palmy chaffer

pronounced: palm-e ch-a-fer

Slang for a masturbating.

1. when someone has a overly callused hand.

2. when one is a obsessively yanking the crank.

3. name for a douche/smart ass.

"He's been in there for awhile..."

"Yeah, what do you expect?

"Hurry the hell up Palmy Chaffer!"

by stabthehole October 2, 2011

Snickle Chuff

To be ejaculated on hit and run style by a male friend or stranger while you are shitting

"I had to crap at the park today and got snickle chuffed by some bum. My new jacket looks like modern art bro. Bum cum, yuk!"

by pair a dimes December 30, 2014

dick cuffed

dick sucked

I need my dick cuffed! Who's cuffing my shit?

by Bos Diddy June 23, 2016

snuff chuff

An eye watering fart so bad that it causes those in the vicinity to gag and choke.

Oh my god who just dropped a snuff chuff ? That's fucking vile !

by Lonefox GD May 18, 2016