Chuck Norris Action Shorts

1. Men's shorts that fit too tight and are too high, by social standards

2. Athletic shorts from the 70's and 80's.

A guy is trying on some shorts that are to small for him.

Dude: What do you think of these shorts babe?

Chick: They look like Chuck Norris action shorts.

by the david thomas April 1, 2008

Chuck

To text another person who is in the same room in a covert manner in order to keep the conversation both silent and private.

I chucked you rather than speaking out loud so that Holly wouldn't know about the fabulous plans we made without her.

by LibraryBlondie May 13, 2011

Chuck a Norris

To urinate. Derived from the term 'Chuck a Piss'. The term references the popular actor Chuck Norris.

"I just drank 3 litres of Coke and now i gotta chuck a Norris!"

by Flynn Bakalaknabar March 28, 2008

chuck the duce

waving the peace sign at a person

they chuck the duce at peopel and we chuck it right back

by tom smith June 17, 2006

dildo-chuck

two dildos strung together with rope or chain so they can be used as a weapon similar to nun-chucks except much more comical and floppy

Bruce Lee's movie entitled "Bang the Dragon" that was never released showed a scene where he fought off 15 homosexual gang members with a set of black Dildo-Chucks.

by nastynickLXIX October 18, 2009

Numb Chuck

Slang for nunchaku, ie, two rods connected by a cord or chain, used as a weapon.

The only man who was able to Numb Chuck Norris's body was Bruce Lee. Then Bruce did a flying jump kick into Heaven because God wanted to learn Jeet Kune Do.

by Chuck Liddell May 25, 2006

Chuchi

name of a song in the movie Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, starring Dick Van Dyke.

Chuchi Face Song Lyrics
You're my little chu-chi face
My coo-chi, coo-chi, woo-chi little chu-chi face
Every time I look at you I sigh
And you're my little teddy bear
My lovey lovey dovey little teddy bear
You're the apfel strudel of mine eye
Your chu-chi woo-chi nose
Your chu-chi woo-chi eyes
They set my heart a flutter
Your ooo-chi coo-chi ways
Your ooo-chi coo-chi gaze
Wilts me down like meltings butter
You're my little chu-chi face
And you're my teddy bear
Together we're a chu-chi woo-chi, ooo-chi coo-chi pair
Whatever you may ask becomes my happy task
I only live to serve you
I never will divine what magic made you mine
I only know I don't deserve you
You're my little chu-chi face
And you're my teddy bear
Together we're a chu-chi woo-chi, ooo-chi coo-chi
Chu-chi, Woo-chi, Ooo-chi, Coo-chi pair
Chu-chi
Woo-chi
Ooo-chi
Coo-chi pair

Thanks to selina for lyrics

by Chuchi Collier November 10, 2008