Old man eazly ofended and banes people for being funny. He dosent like people that arent serios and cant take a joke. CaptainNako is a way to say boomer, he dosent like peopple attitude if they arent they way he likes. He haves a dead server and whenn someone tries to revive it they get banned.
That old man is a CaptainNako
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A top 100 hit song of 2019. A Build-A-Bear Eevee plush with a Captain's hat. Truly a work of art and beauty. She always covers her eyes, because if you see them they'll make you wanna cry, she is so adorable that she'll make you wanna get an audiobook from Audible. She is the greatest captain of them all, she'll invite you to every party or ball, she moves at an elegant pace that she'll make you wanna make your own domain with Squarespace.
Person 1: Have you ever heard of Captain Eevee?
Person 2: No?
Person 1: Fuck you, watch Captain Eevee on the website youtube.com
Person 2: No?
Person 1: Fuck you, watch Captain Eevee on the website youtube.com
by Captain Eevee December 4, 2020
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There's also a waifu senpai in this show called Deadly Cuts Man, who is based on Cut Man. Imagine stanning other people when you can stan Cuts Man. (Generally I hate stanning but Cuts Man is soooo hot)
There's also a waifu senpai in this show called Deadly Cuts Man, who is based on Cut Man. Imagine stanning other people when you can stan Cuts Man. (Generally I hate stanning but Cuts Man is soooo hot)
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Person 1: Hey, have you heard of Captain Torres? I love his voice lines!
Person 2: No, never heard of him.
Person 1: *pulls out gun* S A C R E L I G E
Person 2: No, never heard of him.
Person 1: *pulls out gun* S A C R E L I G E
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This same guy, has neither been peer accepted or consulted-passed - nor will he ever be, coz he is so developmentally challenged that he will never progress, yet still enjoys the privilege of patronage by the top brass.
That’s the original definition, but the pun version (Captain’s Prick) has this same guy having the added dimensions of being obnoxious to the team, never contributing to team effort and what’s more…. he dogs others to the Captain just to get himself and the charade (of his competency) ahead!
All these, while never being made to be accountable for anything himself, coz he is inexplicably endorsed from above (due to the nature of his appointment) and so he is allowed to remain the way he is, indefinitely.
So much so that the others, either start leaving the job or have fantasies of leaving or at worse… have disturbing fantasies of overpowering him and hog tying him up and dumping him into a giant vat upon firewood and setting it to boil (muahahahaha!).
This same guy, has neither been peer accepted or consulted-passed - nor will he ever be, coz he is so developmentally challenged that he will never progress, yet still enjoys the privilege of patronage by the top brass.
That’s the original definition, but the pun version (Captain’s Prick) has this same guy having the added dimensions of being obnoxious to the team, never contributing to team effort and what’s more…. he dogs others to the Captain just to get himself and the charade (of his competency) ahead!
All these, while never being made to be accountable for anything himself, coz he is inexplicably endorsed from above (due to the nature of his appointment) and so he is allowed to remain the way he is, indefinitely.
So much so that the others, either start leaving the job or have fantasies of leaving or at worse… have disturbing fantasies of overpowering him and hog tying him up and dumping him into a giant vat upon firewood and setting it to boil (muahahahaha!).
The big bosses at my GF’s workplace not long ago, ushered in “Jason” into the role of Team Manager- he is an untested nobody whose last position was as a mailroom boy.
But he has a glib tongue which convinces the top brass that he is made for greater things.
Jason turns out to be a real Captain’s Prick.
Due to his incompetence, unhelpfulness, nastiness and treachery, he has upset so many people that just last month, within the space of just one week: Jan, Steven, Cynthia, Robert and Melissa all quit in disgust.
Now there is just 2 left in the team - my GF being one of them - she comes home crying to me every night!
But he has a glib tongue which convinces the top brass that he is made for greater things.
Jason turns out to be a real Captain’s Prick.
Due to his incompetence, unhelpfulness, nastiness and treachery, he has upset so many people that just last month, within the space of just one week: Jan, Steven, Cynthia, Robert and Melissa all quit in disgust.
Now there is just 2 left in the team - my GF being one of them - she comes home crying to me every night!
by BentoBoxHanz June 26, 2022
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