1. Attempting to sell a package of TV channels to a person who does not own a TV.
2. Attempting to get the person who has just stated that he does not own a TV to go and buy a TV.
3. Attempting to convince this person to go and find all his friends and family members who have a TV to switch to the package of TV channels being offered.
4. Attempting to convince the same person who has already has a mobile phone with 17 months on his contract left to run that he should break his contract in order to buy a new mobile phone from the cold caller.
5. Attempting to convince the same person who still doesn't want a TV package or new mobile phone that he should purchase a backup phone in case his current mobile is lost.
I am that person, and this is a true story.
2. Attempting to get the person who has just stated that he does not own a TV to go and buy a TV.
3. Attempting to convince this person to go and find all his friends and family members who have a TV to switch to the package of TV channels being offered.
4. Attempting to convince the same person who has already has a mobile phone with 17 months on his contract left to run that he should break his contract in order to buy a new mobile phone from the cold caller.
5. Attempting to convince the same person who still doesn't want a TV package or new mobile phone that he should purchase a backup phone in case his current mobile is lost.
I am that person, and this is a true story.
Hi Mr. Hopeful Target, I am giving you a cold call today out of desperation to meet my sales quota at 1.53am to offer you an exclusive package of channels for the television that you don't have!
by Joe Coffee July 19, 2011
Get the Cold call mug.An American war game phrase that refers to the common Bullshit encountered on Call of Duty, an American Sensation.
Call of Duty Bullshit can cause the repeated use of curse words such as fuck, bitch, queer, pussy, noob, along with others. It has also been related to holes in walls caused by controllers being thrown. It can also cause the banning of your xbox account for harassing the other players.
Adj./Noun
All of this can be yours for a low price of $60!
(Not including the ridiculously priced map packs)
Call of Duty Bullshit can cause the repeated use of curse words such as fuck, bitch, queer, pussy, noob, along with others. It has also been related to holes in walls caused by controllers being thrown. It can also cause the banning of your xbox account for harassing the other players.
Adj./Noun
All of this can be yours for a low price of $60!
(Not including the ridiculously priced map packs)
"Dude it's just the normal Call of Duty Bullshit."
1.) When you knife the other person but the game believes you didn't.
2.) You are killed by a noobtubing flamer, just when you are about to get a kill streak.
3.) When you shoot someone a million times because they have painkiller and just turn around and kill you.
4.) When a person falls into last stand and shoots you once and you die.
5.) When you are on the edge of a kill streak, which is ruined by an enemy helicopter or harrier which kills you at least 5 times.
6.) When a bunch of assholes on the other team flash/stun you at least five times before they proceed to spray the shit out of you.
7.) Tactical Nuke.
1.) When you knife the other person but the game believes you didn't.
2.) You are killed by a noobtubing flamer, just when you are about to get a kill streak.
3.) When you shoot someone a million times because they have painkiller and just turn around and kill you.
4.) When a person falls into last stand and shoots you once and you die.
5.) When you are on the edge of a kill streak, which is ruined by an enemy helicopter or harrier which kills you at least 5 times.
6.) When a bunch of assholes on the other team flash/stun you at least five times before they proceed to spray the shit out of you.
7.) Tactical Nuke.
by Call of Duty is Bull June 1, 2010
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A sacred event utilizing the monroe transfer technique in which two indiviudals stick tubes up their asses and try to overcome their adversaries shit pressure to push their shit up their opponents ass. Usually results in broken hearts and messy floors.
by Nick "Sink it, Drink it" Fertig August 4, 2006
Get the monroe challenge mug.A Budweiser Challenge is a unique task that involves covering a complete bar table with beer bottle labels. Budweiser is a common choice for this type of challenge due to the nature of the labels on a Budweiser bottle - paper labels that can be peeled from the bottle and placed on the table. However, other brands of beer can be used to undertake the challenge. Experienced participants sometimes also use multiple brands of beer to create interesting designs on the table with different colored labels. Different size tables can be used for the challenge depending on the number of people involved.
Rules for the challenge can vary, however common rules include:
-Labels should be peeled from the bottle as soon as a new beer is started
-Labels must be in tact to go on the table i.e. no tears should be visible once label is on the table
-If a tear occurs, participants need to consume the remainder of their current beer and start working on a new label that can be used for the challenge
The Challenge is considered complete when the entire table is covered in beer bottle labels.
Rules for the challenge can vary, however common rules include:
-Labels should be peeled from the bottle as soon as a new beer is started
-Labels must be in tact to go on the table i.e. no tears should be visible once label is on the table
-If a tear occurs, participants need to consume the remainder of their current beer and start working on a new label that can be used for the challenge
The Challenge is considered complete when the entire table is covered in beer bottle labels.
by Beer enthusiast December 9, 2010
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The goal of the sundress challenge is to see how many places you and your S/O can have sex in a sundress, it can be the same sundress or many different sundresses and takes place between may-august.
The goal of the sundress challenge is to see how many places you and your S/O can have sex in a sundress, it can be the same sundress or many different sundresses and takes place between may-august.
hot girl summer but i’m boo‘d up so the game(sundress challenge) is „How Many Places Can I Fuck My Boyfriend In A Sundress“ it’s my favourite game you just pull that shit right to the side, it works perfectly.
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Get the Call Dropping mug.Another way of saying "call the african american gentleman who delivers marijuana". Often shouted at the realisation that one has ran out of weed.
1: Give me weed!
2: I have none you fgt
1: Well then, you know what needs to be done....
2: Call the Coon!
2: I have none you fgt
1: Well then, you know what needs to be done....
2: Call the Coon!
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