A penis cake is, as the phrase implies, a cake that's either shaped like a penis or has one built on a regular cake. The penis stands vertically, and a small tube, like the ones used in fish tank filters, is run through the shaft and out the side of the cake. The end is connected to a turkey baster filled with milk, which should be concealed in some way to avoid ruining the surprise.
When the unsuspecting birthday person goes to blow out the candles, their friends slam down on the turkey baster and give them a birthday money shot.
When the unsuspecting birthday person goes to blow out the candles, their friends slam down on the turkey baster and give them a birthday money shot.
"Man, my roommates threw me a birthday party and got me with a penis cake. I was crying jizz the rest of the night.
by NRE February 1, 2008
Get the penis cakemug. cakes made with marijuana in them.
Often take longer to kick in (upto an hour), but last much longer, with a more intense high.
Often take longer to kick in (upto an hour), but last much longer, with a more intense high.
Usually Tom and Jerry cakes (cheap,kiddies mix, available anywhere), that take 15 mins! and you only need an egg and water (oh yeah, and your weed)..SIMPLE!
by Adam April 7, 2004
Get the space cakemug. I stole millions of dollars from charities, old ladies trust funds, and childrens hospitals. Hey man don't judge me, I was just chasing the cake!
by LUkeass April 13, 2010
Get the chasing the cakemug. by Bomni February 8, 2005
Get the cake holemug. by Tristan and Beans January 25, 2011
Get the Cake soapmug. by Serenity February 7, 2005
Get the cake walkmug. A pastry, bread, or cake traditionally served with afternoon tea, that can be eaten with the fingers.
Millie: "My favorite kind of tea cake is the Victorian tea cake."
Sammie: "What is that?"
Millie: "A sort of a small, round sponge cake! It's delicious."
Sammie: "What is that?"
Millie: "A sort of a small, round sponge cake! It's delicious."
by blupomodoro April 19, 2010
Get the Tea Cakemug.