by anonymous November 7, 2020
Get the cactus cockmug. Cactus mode is when you live in an ingredient household, and only eat one easy to make meal over and over because they’re too lazy to actually cook something.
dude 1: Hey what should we have for dinner
dude 2: We should have Mac and Cheese
dude 1: we’ve been eating Mac and cheese for the last week and a half, pick something else.
dude 2: I can’t, I’m in cactus mode, and can’t cook anything else.
dude 2: We should have Mac and Cheese
dude 1: we’ve been eating Mac and cheese for the last week and a half, pick something else.
dude 2: I can’t, I’m in cactus mode, and can’t cook anything else.
by cadburydiehard June 11, 2023
Get the cactus modemug. Cactus ripping is where a woman’s pubic stubble is so viciously sharp that when a man sticks his dick inside, it pierces right through the condom and into his dick leaving him unprotected and in pain.
by Eli Jackhammer April 4, 2023
Get the Cactus rippingmug. by Celestial Star November 18, 2016
Get the cactusmug. Jem: "Mon, I can't fucking concentrate on a single though with all the cactus static blowing from Mon's cock!"
Mon: "Ugh, I was like totally trying to study last night, but Tam kept calling me and I couldn't get out of his cactus static!"
Tam: "I kept checking my phone, like sending Jem all the cactus static she could take!"
Mon: "Ugh, I was like totally trying to study last night, but Tam kept calling me and I couldn't get out of his cactus static!"
Tam: "I kept checking my phone, like sending Jem all the cactus static she could take!"
by Cactusstatic June 23, 2013
Get the cactus staticmug. An attractive heterosexual man who straight white women call a twink for some reason. Taken from The Good Place's "Is it actually a cactus?" bit.
by Sex_Addicto February 12, 2025
Get the Cactusmug. by Christittymcgee January 17, 2019
Get the Cactus Assmug.