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cactus cock

My Mouth is so dry it's like I sucked a cactus cock
by anonymous November 7, 2020
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cactus mode

Cactus mode is when you live in an ingredient household, and only eat one easy to make meal over and over because they’re too lazy to actually cook something.
dude 1: Hey what should we have for dinner
dude 2: We should have Mac and Cheese

dude 1: we’ve been eating Mac and cheese for the last week and a half, pick something else.
dude 2: I can’t, I’m in cactus mode, and can’t cook anything else.
by cadburydiehard June 11, 2023
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Cactus ripping

Cactus ripping is where a woman’s pubic stubble is so viciously sharp that when a man sticks his dick inside, it pierces right through the condom and into his dick leaving him unprotected and in pain.
Eli rushed to the emergency room after Tammy took him on a cactus ripping adventure.
by Eli Jackhammer April 4, 2023
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cactus

cactus another name for a self-righteous prick
Whoa cactus....don't be a prick!
by Celestial Star November 18, 2016
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cactus static

Jem: "Mon, I can't fucking concentrate on a single though with all the cactus static blowing from Mon's cock!"

Mon: "Ugh, I was like totally trying to study last night, but Tam kept calling me and I couldn't get out of his cactus static!"

Tam: "I kept checking my phone, like sending Jem all the cactus static she could take!"
by Cactusstatic June 23, 2013
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Cactus

An attractive heterosexual man who straight white women call a twink for some reason. Taken from The Good Place's "Is it actually a cactus?" bit.
"Timothee Chalamet is such a twink"
"He's actually a cactus"
by Sex_Addicto February 12, 2025
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Cactus Ass

Man did you meet that guy last night? He was such a cactus ass
by Christittymcgee January 17, 2019
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