Cult

A cult consists of a bunch of band kids that have started a cult. They gather around in the band room and perform rituals such as brass tuning, percussion playing, wood wind chants, and worshiping the band directer. The leader of the cult is usually the drum major.

"Hey guys! It's the band kids! They look so boring"
Band kids:"JOIN OUR CULT!!!"

by MissMorgueOfficial00 October 6, 2017

David’s cult

A terrifying cult based in Dubuque that to enter you must sign over your soul to David to be placed in his soul bank(a ginger named Luke)

Dude I joined David’s cult
No way !!

by Cult member #1 December 12, 2017

Cult Fodder

A person who is extremely susceptible to joining a cult due to their naivety and traumatic past.

Did you hear Sally is a Scientologist now? She was always a little ditzy and her dad was an alcoholic or something, total cult fodder.

by catsooop February 20, 2017

cuddle cult

A group of hot chicks that like to cuddle

Guy1: Is that the cuddle cult
Guy 2: obviously,cuz there all hot

by taytay tot September 13, 2016

Cult

Band. Once you join, your life is forever changed, and there is no going back.

Person 1: What's a cult?
Drum Major: Band
Person 1: What?
Drum Major: Let me show you *dramatically opens band room door*
Band: *Standing in a circle around a Flute and a Trumpet cutting a color guard's heart out with a drum stick*
Person 1: *shit their pants*

by Clumzy Hooman October 22, 2019

meme cult

The meme cult, on twitter. Is a groupchat used by friends to send memes and have a great time. Many of then variety time to time. The most well known one is the meme cult owned by @TheRoyaleKawaii.

Hey heard about that meme cult place, it's really fun!

by Forzarnaa December 1, 2020

The fafy cult

a cult create in honor of fafy (@LWTGAYY on Twitter) by her moots

"I love fafy so much! That's i'm part of the fafy cult!"

by saranationbye December 7, 2020