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Couch-pod

The location you sit in for hours, weather on your laptop, watching TV, or eating - you can do it all from the couch-pod. Sometimes one will spend hours in the same location, with laptop, drink, food, and remote all within reach.

Can be used as a verb: couch-podding
Cassia got home from class and spent the next four hours in her couch-pod. But she did eat dinner, write an essay, and squeeze in three hours on facebook.
by AJB2012 September 14, 2010
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Couch pig

Get those dick beaters off the remote you couch pig!
by Whiskyghost September 4, 2016
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caught-cot merger

The Caught-Cot merger is currently happening in the United States. The Caught-Cot merger usually happens when people are born in the Western U.S. and most likely learn the word Caught. Caught in the western U.S. sounds like cot. FYI, Cot is a sheet of a blanket that goes over the pillow. This could possibly change the U.S. if more people are born in the Western U.S. and move east, marry a woman, and teach their children how to say caught then most likely they would say /cot/ instead of learning it differently.
Mrs. Lason: Johnny, please say the word caught.
Johnny: Caught?

Mrs. Lason: Yes Johnny.
Johnny: OK. /cot/

The Caught-Cot Merger could not be explained but if you were born in the Western U.S., You would say /cot/.
by Smart4Life February 9, 2017
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Shit the couch

When a girl takes it in the rear, and when the man pulls out the girl literally takes a shit on the couch.
"Hey, did you hear? Tanya shit the couch last night?"

"Really? Tyrone must've gave it to here good then"
by pinohkio December 18, 2011
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coughjaculation

A girl that coughs up cum into the mans lap after getting a load into her mouth.
Stupid slut, that's the second time you coughjaculationed this week!
by Phuffy G. May 27, 2010
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Boyfriend couch

The couch outside of a dressing room designated for those not trying things on, but rather there for support. Most commonly reserved for those with Y chromosomes.
"Baby, wait here on the boyfriend couch while I try on these jeans-- then you can tell me how good I look in them!"
by Chelsealane June 11, 2008
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caught my ear

When you overhear a part of a conversation that peaks your interest.Not really eavesdropping,but, a word or words heard out of the corner of your ear that gets your attention.
These two guys were talking on the bus and the word "pussy" caught my ear.
by wolfbait51 April 30, 2011
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