Clean Nig 

A wealthy black man who is practically white. He sends his children to a preppy boarding school. He drives a BMW. Is well kept. Wears suits to work. Speaks like an average white man, and generally doesnt follow any sports teams.

Greg: Yo you see that Clean Nig who moved in down the road??
Mac: Yeah man he drives a nice car.
Greg: I know hes such a clean nig

Clean Nig by Hippieman2 May 12, 2015

Clean Mop 

Clean Mop is a person who can take care everything right away with no mistake at all. Often pointed on the ability of a person in business.

I'll be away for a month and you are my clean mop now.

Clean Mop by Foliage Verbz May 14, 2015

clean & jerk 

Masturbating in the shower

"I start every day with a clean & jerk."

clean & jerk by Kichael Jackstien September 27, 2015

clean slip 

Also known as the "clean slide"

The result of taking a tremendously fat shit, that was both sinfully delightful, guilty, odifourious, shameful but gratifying, but not needing to wipe a second time because it left no evidence.

also associated with "riders block" the condition in which riding a bicycle, motorcycle, horse, personal watercraft, or any activity that entailed prolonged impact on the buttocks, and delays defecation.

I was a little worried about shitting in the bathroom with no toilet paper, but thankfully I got the clean slip.

riders block

clean slip by Rammin R Dixon October 18, 2015

clean breathing sports ventilator 

A ventilator used during an asthma attack that is filled with crystal meth. This clean breathing ventilator requires a lighter for use and will often keep users awake to Christmas (yay Santa!)

"Fuck that ride to Dapto on me stolen bike has given me breathing difficulties. Better have me clean breathing sports ventilator! "

clean breathing sports ventilator by Tomstrong December 9, 2015

Clean the slate 

When consecutive bouts of diarrhea cause you to blow up the bathroom, leaving your bowels devoid of any contents and about as clean as they were at birth.

Person 1: Holy shit dude, you look like you lost 10 pounds.

Person 2: Dude, you have no idea. I had four massive rounds of the shits last night and only got 2 hours of sleep. I can't think of a better way to clean the slate.

Clean the slate by ImpDave September 23, 2016

clean liar 

opposite of a dirty liar

teerth is a clean liar, which is obviously worse than a dirty liar.

clean liar by pebblesnotpabu July 5, 2016