Buttsghetti

When an individual fails to completely shave the area surrounding their bum hole and the hairs start to get curly and squirrely.

“Hey Jim, how’s your date go last night?”
“Not well. I got served a full plate of buttsghettii.”

by SandyDinglehopper September 5, 2018

Buttsex Barbarian

A large Nordic man with lots of facial hair who ass rapes any living thing in sight in order to claim the anal treasure. Often times they will use the whale blubber they harvest for anal lubrication. Buttsex Barbarians know no fear.

John: “So the other day I was..”
*Buttsex Barbarian crashes into the room screaming with whale blubber all over his cock*
John: What the FUCK!
*John is knocked out with wood club and taken to the barbarian boat for a massive anal rampage*

by Nelson CockBerg September 6, 2018

Buttseeeeeeckghs

The same as Buttsex but weirdly.

that Buttseeeeeeckghs was good.

by The butt guy November 6, 2018

buttscope

when one uses their 2 butt cheeks to preform a quickscope

damn i just did a buttscope with my pants ON!

by Nirotic December 19, 2018

Buttsex

its what it looks like

ew she likes BUTTSEX

by madi megganazi January 7, 2019

Buttsack

1. A hemorrhoid

2. A sensitive dandy

1. Yowch! I sat down too hard and almost busted open my buttsack!

2. Did you see Jim whining about not getting laid in 14 months? What a buttsack.

by ThunderCurt January 23, 2019

Butts disease

A rare but super contagious disease that spreads from birth.
If your parents had a butt then you unfortunately are a carrier for Butts disease.

Some symptoms include a rash and an irrational fear of the cold.

"what's this itchy rash from?"
"oh shit, I think you have butts disease!"
"damn. That explains the butt"

by Dr. Butt Observer May 9, 2019