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Glenn Beck

The special needs cousin of Rush Limbaugh who says things that would land anyone else in the looney bin. He was dumped by Fox News in 2011 for being too crazy, even by Fox News's standards.

Of course, I believe the whole mental insanity thing is just an act and that he's a con-artist just like Rush Limbaugh.

After being dumped by Fox News and curling up into a ball and weeping like a baby, he took his talents to the internet to bring his patented brand of apocalyptic race-baiting directly to the fans. His fans now pay $9.95 a month to hear Glenn. Cheaper than a case of their favorite wine.

That $9.95 really added up. Last year, Glenn made $80 Million. Tying him with Elton John for 8th on Forbes List of Highest Paid Celebrities.

*Slightly off-topic*
Elton John also sang at the wedding of someone else on the list, Rush Limbaugh. Who lives in a house Elton John would call "too gay."

Of course, Glenn Beck does support same-sex marriage so he's not totally evil.
Glenn Beck on Global Warming "That was Hitler's enemy, the Jews. Al Gore's enemy, the UN's enemy, Global Warming."

ACORN "These are the brown shirts."

The Peace Corp. "They're just like Joseph Goebbels."
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david beckham

An un-talented chav with too much money. Plays football, a game in which dumb men that couldn't get any qualificatios at school chase a little ball and think that they look great doing it.
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