The Boxer

A term often associated with a co-worker or classmate who epitomizes the qualities of a douchebag; who has the physical characteristics of a leprechaun; and whose every word uttered conjures the sound of nails on a chalkboard. The use of the word "The" in conjunction with "Boxer" is of utmost importance as it allows all parties involved to use the term as a third person reference so as to keep the target unaware of its meaning if he/she should be present when the term is being used.

Tom: So, this morning on the way to Storebux, I was talking about how you can get your coffee "ground" if you buy it from Storebux, and The Boxer was like "ehe ehe, you mean GRINDED?"

Bill: Yeah?

Tom: And I'm thinkin to myself, NO you condescending little sh!t, I said GROUND!!, like what I want to do to your face!!! Damn, I hate when The Boxer tags along.

The Boxer: Yeah, that ass!

by Freshly Tossed Dallas Salad May 27, 2008

chatter boxxer

chatter boxxer happens when your on a social network and your talking with a mate on chat.....you always end up chatter boxxing if your a pain in the ass like me cause you can both cut in on each other..... sometimes it gets that bad that one of you (never me!) just bows out and can't keep up with the converstion, or you become overcome by all the beeps made by the enter button....i have just sat there before and hit the enter button just to piss off my mate....therefor i started calling myself a chatter boxxer ... chatter boxxer is a great way to knock the chatter out of one of your mates...it's great fun! shit... i just thought that this could be known as cluster fucking as well....got to love a good cluster fuck...i do a bit of that too... the chatter boxxer cluster fucker....that's me...and hey, i like it! bring it on bitches

i was talking to my mate on a social network the other night and the prick started to annoy me so i just turned into a freakin chatter boxxer and floored him in no time with a bit of hard core chatter boxxing.

my friends won't talk to me on chat anymore cause i just chatter boxxer the living daylights outta them.

why do you have to be such a god damn chatter boxxer?

fuck i love doing the chatter boxxer on my mates, they can't keep up for shit!

i am the best chatter boxxer known to man!

by kwu2 March 8, 2011

Tonsil boxer

A Goddam cocksucker. The person who takes the penis down their throat, bumping the head of the penis against their tonsils. Similar to a boxer working at a speed bag.

i asked the tin knocker not to install the HVAC in that location. The cocksucker did it anyway. I yelled out to the fucking tonsil boxer, you put that shit in my way. Cocksucking tonsil boxer.

by BADASSGUNNY May 23, 2015

duplex bonder

A made-up test answer on electronics tests to fool the idiots who did not study for the test. Those who use this answer will get a certificate from the American Idiot Association (AIA).

Who the fuck put "Duplex Bonder" for #3?

by MadMax98 August 8, 2017

amerlex aka border jumper

That one Mexican border jumping monke

Me! amerlex I’ve jumped one I’ll do it again!

(take inspiration from that dear Mexicans)

amerlex aka border jumper is so dumb 🤡🤡🤡🤡 how can amerlex jump the border so fast? 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

by amerlex March 4, 2022

Borderline Insanity

Refreshing one's Facebook page at least 12 times in 2 minutes, vainly hoping that something new and mildly interesting will appear.

When Chris got bored in class, he turned on his laptop and quickly developed a case of Borderline Insanity.

by TheOtherChild September 26, 2012

Boxers and Oxfords

A theme for a high school dance where the only thing people wear is boxers and an oxford or collared shirt.

Tonight's dance theme is "Boxers and Oxfords"

by enriquenelson October 4, 2010