The British Difference

1.The elements of so-called "British speak" that make Brits sound so much cooler to Americans.
2.Difference in humor among Americans and Brits.

1. American: That party was awesome, but now I feel like shit, man! I'm gonna go crash.
Brit: That party was ace, but now I feel absolutely shit. I'm pissing off home to have a kip.

Observer #1 :That second guy sounds way cooler.
Observer #2: That's the british difference.

2. American #1: I didn't understand the jokes on that BBC show last night.
American #2: Me neither; it must have been the british difference

by Tommytomtomtom5000000 July 3, 2009

Fat British woman

A fat British woman is an overweight British woman/girl most of the time will date a back African man

Wow that fat British woman is so fat she has her own satellite

by The real pewds April 21, 2019

british gangfight

An out-of-hand argument between two groups of people that lacks any form of physical violence.

Kid 1: Did you see that fight yesterday?
Kid 2: No one threw a punch or anything, it was just a British gangfight

by Axem Chaotix September 29, 2005

British Person

Does not actually exist. Great Britain is a union of four countries, England, (Northern) Ireland, Scotland and Wales. Great Britain is not a country therefore there can't be British people. There are however English, Irish, Scottish and Welsh people.

Random yank redneck: "Yehuck, your Bridish ain't ya?"

Me: "No you moron I'm English."

by Toolstyle June 13, 2005

A British Physical

During sex, The man sits behing the female who spreads her asscheecks. The man then reaches in the rectum, and fishes for as much fluid as possible. He then sticks his hand covered in butt juice, into the vagina, and does the same. This is done repeatedly until the female is too sore to undergoe it any longer.

Guy to his friend: last night i gave this bitch a british physical! I was in and out for like an hour and a half!!!

by DirtyBrit September 11, 2009

British

Awesome people, but terrible food.

Spotted-Dick? I think I'll pass...British food is gross.

by B_A_M September 28, 2010

British People

Probably the most polite, sofisticated, calm, interesting people. Everyone says that they're a bunch of snobs but never judge a book by its cover! If you don't be a rude steroetype to them they won't to you. :) (this is coming from an American)

British people are cool lol idk

by */Stardragons/* January 6, 2018