blinded by nostalgia

Blinded by nostalgia aka nostalgia-blinded is some sort of a syndrome where people (especially gamers) are desperately in need of help.

Quandale Dingleberry: I miss the old Clash Royale, Jaquavious Android Junior the 3rd!
Jaquavious Android Junior the 3rd: Nah, the new update is so much better.
Quandale Dingleberry: Cap
Jaquavious Android Junior the 3rd: You are totally blinded by nostalgia!!

by QuandaleDingleberry April 25, 2022

Blindi

Leng albanian yute

Person1: WHO TOUCHED MY ASS

Person2:it wus blindi ;)
Person1:oh sorry pls do it again
*Blindi proceeds to slap the nyash*
Person1: im only 11 UwU

by RoseTheEgemenLuvrr May 29, 2022

Blind Blind Blind date

When you go on a blind date with a blind person who blinds you.

Did you see Shelly? Where are her eyes?
She went on a Blind Blind Blind date yesterday, she lost them.

by Word Authority of USA June 3, 2022

Blind Bust

When you carve your eyes out (with a spoon for example) and then proceed to ejaculate into your eye socket.

I'm gonna go blind bust... BRB

by fredfazbea October 23, 2023

Elephants Blindfold

An abnormaly large bra

woah that bras huge!! big enough to be an elephants blindfold..!!
your mums tits are so big, the circus uses her bras to blindfold the elephants

by punkyroo February 21, 2010

Brain Blind

The inability to detect intelligence in a friend or acquaintance.

So, I was tryin to mack on that girl from the suburbs all night...really talking up that grant I just received. She's totally brain blind, I guess she went home with that guy on the motorcycle.

by shtooops November 15, 2009

cell blind

Obliviousness when walking or otherwise in motion while simultaneously playing with or peering at a hand-held gadget. Often a public nuisance, as when slow, erratic, or careless movement impedes or leads to collision with others; sometimes also dangerous to the cell blind themselves, as when crossing a busy street without looking because engrossed in texting, IM-ing, or similarly urgent activities.

See: cell blindness (n.), cell-blind (v., adv.), and cell-blindly (adv.)

Darwin Award nominees include a cell blind woman who fell through an open manhole cover.

by notdogen January 24, 2011