Good Morning and God Bless

"When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet, it's a good morning and God bless." The term was first coined by Ethan Klein of H3H3, while discussing bathroom rituals in a Q&A.

Hila: Ethan, I need the bathroom, what are you doing?
Ethan: Good morning and God bless, Hila.
Hila: What?

by OfficialCodini May 23, 2018

Bare Blessed

A saying for gay retards who think ancaster has school gangs. Their leader is a pedophile who Carrie’s around a crowbar in his pants. He got slumped by a junkie and kissed a sex offenders shoes

Man, that gay sex we had last night was bare blessed

by Joe Stechey August 16, 2022

Good morning and god bless

When you eat your breakfast while dropping a massive deuce in the morning before work.

Hila: What are you doing?
Ethan: Good morning and god bless Hila.

by SupaDupaFly May 23, 2018

Good Morning and God Bless

The act of eating one's breakfast while making a bowel movement in the morning.

Wife: Hurry up I need to use the bathroom!

Husband: Give me ten more minutes I'm having a Good Morning and God Bless!

by Stalin_was_a_good_guy May 23, 2018

good morning and god bless

When you shit, drink coffee and eat breakfast on the toilet, it's a good morning and god bless.

Hila what do you just open the door on people when they're taking shits? I'm doing a good morning and god bless, I need another 20 minutes at least.

by razzatouille May 23, 2018

Blessed shwing🛐⭐💧

Blessed shwing is the phrase people of the Morism religion use when praying or talking to others. It symbolizes good luck and magick.

"You-you dont like hisoka? I hope you get well soon, blessed shwing🛐⭐💧"

by Morism Leader October 30, 2020

There are so many good cosmic influences on your birthday this year that compared to most people you are truly blessed. Where both love and luck are concerned you only have to put a name to your dreams and desires to see them come true.

There are so many good cosmic influences on your birthday this year that compared to most people you are truly blessed. Where both love and luck are concerned you only have to put a name to your dreams and desires to see them come true.

There are so many good cosmic influences on your birthday this year that compared to most people you are truly blessed. Where both love and luck are concerned you only have to put a name to your dreams and desires to see them come true.

by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 6, 2025