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Black Business

Ryan (Black) : I want to make a business.
Steven (White) : Nah that's dumb...
Ryan : WAIT YOU DON'T SUPPORT BLACK BUSINESS!
by ProfessionalWaffler March 5, 2020
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Black-Roll

When what you think is a link to something you want to see actually directs you to a video of Rebecca Black singing "Friday."
Awww! Black-Rolled again, thought this was actually an instructional video on the order of days in a week.
by Black-Roll-Creator April 11, 2011
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Black Ops

A military term that is an operation that is either non-bearing, has neither bad nor good outcome, or no responsibility.
Known from Intelligence sections of countries to sabotage enemies, getting the honor if accomplished. But if failed, they have no responsibility, and the operator or agent is to blame.
Intel Agent Head: This mission is a Black Ops.
Intel Agent: *Shoots down Agent Head*.
by Kay Tutan Tayo December 1, 2018
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rebecca black

Recently popular internet singer. Became an overnight celebrity after her video "friday" featured on a comedy website. Characterized by heavy autotune, inane lyrics, and a general lack of singing proficiency. Debate is raing as to whether she is a legitimate, albeit untalented, singer, or the face of an elaborate spoof. Can also be used when somebody has said something blindingly obvious (something similar to her lyrics).
ex. A:

"So, um, is this Rebecca Black legit?"
ex. B:

person 1 : "so, today is friday, which makes tomorrow saturday! and sunday the day after that!"
person 2 : "bit of a rebecca black moment, don't you think?"
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black trash

to be politically correct, the racial equivalent of white trash. tis a logical conclusion....
by sammy February 19, 2004
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Black Monkey

Person 1: OMG ITS KSI

Person 2: What are you on about it’s just a black monkey
by LOGAN PAUL IS BENT November 22, 2019
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Rebecca Black

1) Author of the most profound theory on spacetime since Einstein...single-handedly discovered the correlation between Friday and getting down; published said theory in a complex song that has since been widely accepted by the scientific community as correctly placing Friday between Thursday and Sunday.

2) A modern day Shakespeare. "Which seat should I take?" a metaphor that juggles the internal paradox of sitting up front in life or sitting in the back seat.

3) The 13 year old love-child of Antoine Dodson and Britney Spears
Person 1: "Hey did you hear that new Rebecca Black song?"

Person 2: "Yeah, thank God she cleared up the days of the week because waking up and crushing Four Locos on Tuesday was just NOT working out for me"
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