1 definition by Fitness Celebrty Jon Basedow

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1) Author of the most profound theory on spacetime since Einstein...single-handedly discovered the correlation between Friday and getting down; published said theory in a complex song that has since been widely accepted by the scientific community as correctly placing Friday between Thursday and Sunday.

2) A modern day Shakespeare. "Which seat should I take?" a metaphor that juggles the internal paradox of sitting up front in life or sitting in the back seat.

3) The 13 year old love-child of Antoine Dodson and Britney Spears
Person 1: "Hey did you hear that new Rebecca Black song?"

Person 2: "Yeah, thank God she cleared up the days of the week because waking up and crushing Four Locos on Tuesday was just NOT working out for me"
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