Person 1: "say on god you wasn't texting my girl"
Person 2: "dih on the bible bro i ain't like that"
Person 2: "dih on the bible bro i ain't like that"
by arcanev4 April 18, 2025

The Undercover Bible, is that sneaky Bible you expect to be on every Rednecks makeshift bookshelf. wether it be hiding Money, metal objects or a flask of Alchohol,l the Undercover Bible is perfect for hiding absolutely anything you want (bible's vary in sizes depending on stash).
Cledus: Hey Pa Susan, Sarah, Billy and Sam are Fighting over the last corn cob Again
Bobby Ray: Dont worry yourself there son, I stashed one in dat dere Undercover Bible.
Cledus: Thanks Pa, Gorsh darn i luv yoou
Bobby Ray: Dont worry yourself there son, I stashed one in dat dere Undercover Bible.
Cledus: Thanks Pa, Gorsh darn i luv yoou
by SUPANINJA December 10, 2009

-a mo'fucka who carries around a Bible all the time and spews religious nonsense
-hates gays because of their "religion"
-hates gays because of their "religion"
by Misspelled_Avocado December 8, 2022

by Underwater Basket Weaving October 13, 2022

This is @vibqaisurdaddy’s spin on Christianity. He has created a new version of the Bible which instead of Jesus it is Appa (his handle) and Shadoe (Compy on tt) who has his own religion “Shadism” commonly mistaken for “Shadeism”
“Bro did you hear about that new Bible that came out called “The Bible of Appa” their beliefs are very truthful and their alter ego shadism is also very truthful
by appawitdatchoppa August 24, 2021

Used when people don’t understand that something is smart/good because they lack understanding of the subject.
by muwtu May 3, 2020

by Seanmdjr March 25, 2021
