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dih on the bible

When someone's pressing you and you want to tell them you're telling the truth; similar to "on god"
Person 1: "say on god you wasn't texting my girl"
Person 2: "dih on the bible bro i ain't like that"
by arcanev4 April 18, 2025
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Undercover Bible

The Undercover Bible, is that sneaky Bible you expect to be on every Rednecks makeshift bookshelf. wether it be hiding Money, metal objects or a flask of Alchohol,l the Undercover Bible is perfect for hiding absolutely anything you want (bible's vary in sizes depending on stash).
Cledus: Hey Pa Susan, Sarah, Billy and Sam are Fighting over the last corn cob Again
Bobby Ray: Dont worry yourself there son, I stashed one in dat dere Undercover Bible.
Cledus: Thanks Pa, Gorsh darn i luv yoou
by SUPANINJA December 10, 2009
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bible muncher

-a mo'fucka who carries around a Bible all the time and spews religious nonsense

-hates gays because of their "religion"
"did see that guy bullying the gays"
"that man is a Bible muncher"
by Misspelled_Avocado December 8, 2022
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The Bible

1. A work of ancient middle eastern fairytales.
2. The Britney Spears Album also called Blackout.
Person A: I read the bible today
Person B: Omg I love that album
Person A: ?????
by Underwater Basket Weaving October 13, 2022
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The Bible of Appa

This is @vibqaisurdaddy’s spin on Christianity. He has created a new version of the Bible which instead of Jesus it is Appa (his handle) and Shadoe (Compy on tt) who has his own religion “Shadism” commonly mistaken for “Shadeism”
“Bro did you hear about that new Bible that came out called “The Bible of Appa” their beliefs are very truthful and their alter ego shadism is also very truthful
by appawitdatchoppa August 24, 2021
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illiterate people can’t read the bible

Used when people don’t understand that something is smart/good because they lack understanding of the subject.
“Don’t worry dude, your album/movie/project isn’t bad, illiterate people can’t read the bible
by muwtu May 3, 2020
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Bible of EDM

Femme Fetale by Britney Spears. The EDM Bible that shaped 2011.
What’s that you’re listening to?”
“Oh it’s just the Bible of EDM”
“Oh I love Femme Fetale!”
by Seanmdjr March 25, 2021
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