beef bazooka

Another word for the male sexual organ.

She was highly receptive to my beef bazooka.

by The Fat Man November 03, 2007

Beef Bucket

A large vagina.

How do you expect me to get you off if you keep slamming that giant dildo into you Beef Bucket every chance you get.

by Barakus October 14, 2013

beef thief

A man who wears pants that are too tight.

Bill: "Hey man, check out that dude in the biker shorts."

Lance: "Oh, man! He's a total beef thief!"

by print humor August 19, 2009

Chipping the Beef

When you go to a public place (I.e. Ihop, Safeway, Kmart), enter the bathroom and find a toilet with some skidmarks left inside the bowl from a recent shit then proceed to urinate on the leftover shit in order to chip it off the inside of the toilet.

Hey bro, I had a blast chipping the beef in Walmart with you yesterday.

by kmart420 December 09, 2012

Fake Beef

When the views are gettin' low, so you need to bring them up again with some 'drama.'

Jake Paul just started some fake beef, again.

Honestly, I'm not surprised. He always has some kind of fake beef goin' on.

by Wackoduudle March 24, 2018

Beef Jerky

When 2 (or more) people are being jerks and get some beef between them in the process

"When Mr. Pinkowski heard that Roger got the last piece of pie they built up some mad beef jerky"

by DaBasketnabber2000 May 05, 2015

queef beef

Very similar in definition to dangle beef with the caveat that these oversized beat up beef jerky looking pussy lips actually flap in the wind when a woman queefs

Last night LaFawnda had her queef beef flappin' after I got done poundin' that shit.

by youdknowifitwasupinya August 24, 2015