when Americans took a steaming pile of poop on Canadians 100 years ago they used a TP called Canada's history. could be used to wipe a Cleavland steamer.
by 100 percent Canadian February 4, 2010
Get the canada's historymug. This is a slang term for the act of intercourse with a moose with several other requirements. This is achieved only with a moose; dead or alive (dead altering the name to Canada's Achievements), Honey must be used as lube. Both the moose and the participants must be gagged with a hockey puck in both the mouth and buttocks region (what ever is open to gag).
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by Shazbutt February 6, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. An act that is so vulgar, it cannot be explained. It involves a pair of moose antlers, a bottle of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
by BennyMatthew February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. by parrotheadkm February 7, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. All these native americans were lampin, having this crazy feast... This one native american was offered some food and he replied: "No thanks, I'm just lampin right now. I'll eat later."
This is the history of the word "lampin"
This is the history of the word "lampin"
Bartholomew did not get shit done yesterday because he was lampin so heavy.
"Yo! Samuel, pay me the rent!"
"Mothafucka, I'm just lampin..."
...This is the history of the term "lampin"
lampin history
"Yo! Samuel, pay me the rent!"
"Mothafucka, I'm just lampin..."
...This is the history of the term "lampin"
lampin history
by Breaaaah September 2, 2012
Get the Lampin Historymug. Things were going okay, but when she told me she wanted to try Canada's History I figured she was too wild for me.
by BoroJojo February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Taking of a banana and a monkey and simultaneously sticking them up every orifice of ones body in under 2 minutes.
by Matty R GA February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug.