canada's history

when Americans took a steaming pile of poop on Canadians 100 years ago they used a TP called Canada's history. could be used to wipe a Cleavland steamer.

your mom called , she was looking for Canada's history cuz nothing else would work!

by 100 percent Canadian February 4, 2010

Canada's History

This is a slang term for the act of intercourse with a moose with several other requirements. This is achieved only with a moose; dead or alive (dead altering the name to Canada's Achievements), Honey must be used as lube. Both the moose and the participants must be gagged with a hockey puck in both the mouth and buttocks region (what ever is open to gag).

This term was first

Canada's History was first used by a Mr. S. Colbert when referring how his cousin was conceived.

by Shazbutt February 6, 2010

Canada's History

A perverse act of beastiality involving consuming the ejaculate of a moose from the Stanley Cup after you have brought the creature to climax my anally penetrating it with a hockey stick.

You got something on your lip there, eh?

Ya it's a lil bit leftover Canada's History

by Carl FTWinslow February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A sex act so depraved that it shouldn't ever be uttered. Using a moose's antlers (preferably while the moose is still alive) to penetrate a vagina that is covered in maple syrup. A man licks the syrup off while this is happening but does not swallow, it and any ejaculation are put into the Stanley Cup.

Guy: Dude I did Canada's History with my girl last night!
Other guy: Aw fuck man, I didn't need to hear that shit! But where'd you get the Stanley Cup?

by Bri - Guy February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A certain sex involving the insertion of beaver pelts, "flapjacks", maple syrup, and one french-canadian into the vagina or anus

"I heard you and Deborah broke up. What happened?"
"Apparently she wasn't cool with Canada's History."
"Fuck that bitch."

by Colbert-Nation February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Taking of a banana and a monkey and simultaneously sticking them up every orifice of ones body in under 2 minutes.

Stephen Colbert witnessed Billy Ray Cyrus perform a Canada's History on John Edwards.

by Matty R GA February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A sexual act in which two women defecate into the stanley cup, dribble maple syrup onto it and then eat it to induce vomitting. All of this is done as a moose watches.

Man: What do you know about Canada's History?
Woman: You're sick!

by MarkyStover February 4, 2010