Battle of Hogwarts

Any conversation where Harry Potter fans argue over which Hogwarts house is the best.

“Our meme group couldn’t decide if Griffindoor or Ravenclaw is the superior house. It was a real battle of Hogwarts.”

by Sarcasm25 May 18, 2018

Rape Battle

A game in which two people try to rape each other at the same time. Whoever has more clothes taken off at the end of the game loses.

Jessica: Yo I heard David and Mario had a rape battle last night!!

Carly: OMG I wish I was there!!

by sIRMAI January 17, 2020

battle of the radios

The ear-splitting blast of noise that occurs when two cars roll down their windows and play their radios at high volume.

These two guys at the stoplight got into a huge battle of the radios.

by Nikki Delfino September 30, 2011

Battle bus

When 2+ more people pull out a gun on a bus

"Battle buses aren't just for fortnite"

by Knee-Lover August 11, 2018

Bottle Battle

An ancient and divine drinking game created by the gods of old that came to me in a dream one night.

Players pass around an entire handle of Jack Daniel’s Tennessee Whiskey until the bottle is finished. The winner is whoever doesn’t die.

“Ok Dudes and Dykes, it’s time to play Bottle Battle!” said Rick.

“I hope I don’t piss myself like last time!” said Mick.

by Chick-with-Dicks.com November 17, 2022

battle of the booties

a queer slogan for the mtv vma's

by Anonymous August 23, 2003

The Battle of Breckenridge

The Battle of Breckenridge took place October 17th 2019. Brecken Spaghetti was jealous of all of the other Breckens. She decided that she wanted to take over the capital of Breckens, located in Breckenridge Colorado. The battle was quite a short one. Brecken Spaghetti slayed all other Breckens in a matter of minutes, granting her the position of Ruler of all Breckens.

“Why are all the Breckens dead?”
“Because Brecken Spaghetti started a battle, The Battle of Breckenridge, and slayed them all to be the one and only Brecken”

by Amcj_411 October 16, 2019