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Batman

*Criminals commits a crime
*Somebody then reports the said crime to the Gotham PD
*The commissioner of the PD then for some weird reason orders his subordinate to shine the bat light in the clouds
*Either Bruce or Alfred then look at the light with concern for a few moments. (Meanwhile , the criminals have committed some more heinous crimes)
*Then Bruce uses some secret code/button/lever to access the batcave (which incidentally is filled with bat guano)
*He then proceeds to remove his robes and fit his body into a rubber/leather gimp suit. (The criminals have looted a few banks by now)
*While Alfred is prepping his fagmobile, Bruce is prepping Robin's rectum. His boy toy wonder
* Then the top-bottom pair gets into the car and remember they have to maneuver this beast of a car through the streets of a very urban setting of Gotham.
*After they reach the first crime scene, Bruce declares "I'm BATMAN!!"

I mean how faggy is this shit.
by Obese anorexic August 23, 2023
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batman

code word for sex. if my friend asks me if i want to watch Batman i just assume
We should watch Batman.”
by lemurluvr659 June 9, 2022
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Batman

Who’s Batman?
Allen Robertson: “I am
by The Bruce Wane December 29, 2024
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Batmaning

When you put a batman voice on while you are doing a man in the bum and say "Joker does my baterang hurt your bat cave!"
" Batmaning with Jeremy was the best time of my life"
by Sexy Boy Jenkins May 23, 2016
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Klarnetçi Batman

Unknown mysteriousfolk hero. He is a musician.
Klarnetçi batman: 8 Yaşından beri ben hiç Çocuk olmadım.
Again our Eyes on the high! Since 8 days I have never been a child
by YNTM November 22, 2021
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batman guy

A title earned after a late night situation, weather clothes or not, between to male friends.
Jeremiah and Kevin both became a Batman guy after a hot sweaty night, they were just Batman curious prior to that night.
by Notmethatsaidthat June 29, 2025
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Batman Syndrome

Batman Syndrome - A pejorative slang term to describes a non-black man who acts out his fantasy of being a superhero by taking the law in his own hands against a black person that he suspects is a criminal.
I think guys like the one who killed Jordan Neely suffer from Batman Syndrome
by Whodeene May 9, 2023
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