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Juicy Batman

"Let me get a juicy batman with no wings."
by Golden Penis April 23, 2010
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dutch batman

A sexual act involving two people, one male, and one female, where the female lays down on her back, and the fine gentleman will move his bowels atop the woman's chest.

Following the bowel movement, the woman gives the genteman, quite shamelessly, a massage of the testicles using the excrement and waste from her bosom
Once the testicles are completely caked in this mess of anal glory, the gentleman will then thank the woman for the hot mud massage. He does this by placing from behind, his filth covered balls on to the woman's face. (See Roman Helmet)
The end result from this besides a messy weiner, is a woman wearing a mask comparable to that of batman's, as well as a chest logo, its a full package, and it looks like a bat!

May take more than one try....
How would you like a dutch batman, miss?
by Fillmore Buttes August 19, 2011
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Bummer City, Batman

A phrase which denotes an unfortunate occurrence, about which little can be done or which has no simple remedy.
"Someone just dropped my wallet into the sewer main!"
"Bummer City, Batman."
by TerraForce September 19, 2006
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The BamBam Batman

The act of hopping threw someone's window wearing a DC outfit and have sex with everyone while also juggling chainsaws, but everyone must be asleep.
Dude, that fuckboy Marcelo pulled a The BamBam Batman on my neighbors which is his house.
by Succ9001 April 1, 2019
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holy fucking pig shit batman

Definition 1:
A long expression used in reaction when something unbelievably crazy has just occurred / been witnessed / someone has found out about.

Definition 2:
Can also be used to describe the actions of an individual or group, who has just completed something of remarkable skill or achievement, and are worthy of comparison to Batmans skills.

Derived from the Robin ‘The Boy Wonders’ TV show catchphrase;

“Holy (insert object / person / event here) Batman!!”
Example 1:

Greg: “I just saw two trains crash together, and everybody onboard walked off alive!”

Jake: ”Holy fucking pit shit Batman!”

Example 2:

James Bond: "I just saved the world, killed the bad guy, fucked three women, and learnt how to tap-dance all on the way back here to HQ"

M: "Holy fucking pig shit Batman!"
by Mr Captain Monkey March 18, 2012
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flying batman

Developed in the far west of the Czech Republic, a form of foreplay between a heterosexual married couple, in which the male performs aerial feats whilst wearing a batman cape.
I heard Tim performed the flying batman on Friday night.
by Silver Pigeon April 19, 2018
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holy crapbag batman

explative: the realization that something is astonishing and/or traumatic; something that needs fixing ASAP
Holy crapbag Batman! I left my cell phone in the cab :-(
by Diane Love November 2, 2007
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