A man women think is ugly. Bald is not cool. Especially if it's coming out naturally. Studies have shown that women pick the man who's losing his hair last. Bald men are known for being untrustworthy.
A beautiful piece of vagina that allows you to lick, suck, flick and eat without having to floss in the process, much easier to deal with and much tastier, so much nicer than hair pie