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Bald Eagle Flakes 

The little flakes of dead skin that frequently fall off a bald mans head.
Guy 1: Did you see that bald guy?
Guy2: Yeah, he had some hardcore bald eagle flakes.
A Fuckin Retard That can't play football and has a ldd
Balde by Rick Monias April 10, 2003

bald-headed 

A man women think is ugly. Bald is not cool. Especially if it's coming out naturally. Studies have shown that women pick the man who's losing his hair last. Bald men are known for being untrustworthy.
What a pity, he's bald-headed!
bald-headed by Scbk December 9, 2007
exactly what Steven Li is becoming...knowing he is losing hair on his head
some guy down the hall yells: "Steven's Bald!!!!!!"
bald by ICevil January 10, 2005

baldassano 

means cooler/hotter/smarter then arianna n briana
oh my james baldassano is so baldassano
baldassano by james baldassano January 17, 2009
A beautiful piece of vagina that allows you to lick, suck, flick and eat without having to floss in the process, much easier to deal with and much tastier, so much nicer than hair pie
I sure like to eat and lick bald pie
bald pie by Bald is better July 6, 2014