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Ultimate Badass

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This is the expression used for the type o' guy who has to pay for repairs on the tank that just hit him, the guy who uses helicopter blades when shaving, the world record holder for most lead eaten in under a minute, the guy who's faster than a crack head with a prescription pad, the very same man that had Chuck Norris mow his lawn, the kind o' guy who catches his taxis by hand and the one we all know as Ultimate Badass.
"Wow! That guy just pimp slapped that polar bear!"

"You mean Stephan? Yeah, he's Ultimate Badass"
by Cayk October 28, 2010
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The extreme form of being a badass. Only an elite few will ever reach this form of coolness.
He has the most badassnessicity of life! Fosh!
by Rachel Harper February 7, 2007
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Badaloo

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The most handsomest most cutest mostest most ameerest shabest bestest Maritutian. Whitest and much more.

He doesn't like people stealing his goals.
Wow! Look, there's a Badaloo!
by ]\tahao=\] April 6, 2022
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A great way to wrap up a rambling drunken voicemail to someone. When executed properly, you will achieve three things:

1- You will appear to be actually smarter than the recipient, because they will assume you either speak another language they have never heard, or are referencing pop culture they are unaware of
2- The rest of your idiocy in your message will be overshadowed by this shocking soliloquy change
3- You'll get talked about, and really any press is good press.
Drunk guy leaving a message: " Heyyyyy, how are you? I don’t know why you’re ignoring me, I didn’t do anything wrong. Um. Yeah, like, what the, what happened man, we like didn’t meet up… right? And then next thing you know you just don’t wanna talk to me now? You know you’re going to see me when the summer time comes. And you’re gonna see me, and I’m going to be jacked out and you’re gonna be like, “fuck, I coulda duh duh duh duh” or you gonna hear about a girl that i was with and be like, “What he like what and he what his what with what in the what!?” and then you’re going to be like, “Daaaamn.” So let’s skip all that and let’s start talking again cuz I didn’t do anything mean to you or bad to you, we just couldn’t freaking get on the same wavelength of time to make a date to hang out. This time, let’s just meet and boom, quick and easy, ba-da liki mala da shini malaga, and everything’s cool, alright? Ok. Bye."
by InTheKitchenCookingActualPies December 13, 2016
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bada boom booms

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Tits, or in polite company the organs present on the dextral and sinistral sides of the upper ventral region of the human female torso, which contain the milk glands.
don't even get me started on my bada boom booms
one left, one right, that's how I organize 'em
you know I fill my cups no need to supersize 'em
by jojodict October 26, 2005
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the state of being badass
Anthony and Chanelle will always be known for their badassness.
by chennla May 29, 2008
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Badaching Badachang

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A phrase used after a successful attempt. Used sometimes to rub in success to your friends, or to say "beat that." When two people complete a task together, often one will say the first half and the other will finish the phrase. A dramatic pause may also separate the first and second words of the sentence.
Jim gets a 100 on his math test: "Badaching badachang!"
by BadaChinger July 30, 2011
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