Person 1: I think that film was bad
Matthew Brennan: WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT WAS AMAZING *pulls out knife* AGREE WITH ME! SAY IT WAS AMAZING
Person 1: Just in my opinion it was quite boring
Matthew Brennan : YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT FILMS ARE AND YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT FILMS AND YOU HAVE THE WORST TASTE IN FILMS EVER! WHY CAN'T YOU JUST BE LIKE ME? ALWAYS RIGHT!
alex brennan is probably the best person you’ll ever meet. the absolute sweetest person that has ever existed. the best boyfriend to ever walk the earth. you’re my best friend. alex, i love you to the ends of the earth, and i can’t wait until forever with you. i love you so much
Known for his massivehog, striking good looks and gazelle like movements. Men want to be him. Women want to be with him. Daniel Brennan is the template that other men strive to match, although most fall far short.
If I could have one wish come true, it would be that my boyfriend be half the man Daniel Brennan is.
He’s soft. Avoids vaping. A bitch. Plays baseball. Avoids U of M due to girlfriend. His girlfriend’s name is probably Lauren. Says he studying with his girlfriend but really fucking her. Overall weird good friend.