a beach blanket bimbo is an ugly slut who does nothing but hang out at the beach as she has nothing better to do
check it out i jus found out that shes a beach blanket bimbo that explains why shes always at the beach and never workin
by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 14, 2009
Get the beach blanket bimbomug. Much like docking: two un-circumsized men: one man puts the head of his penis, with foreskin over it, into another man's foreskin.
Tom, and bill were bored and decided to be adventurous and not just dock, but have two pigs in a blanket
by Daveystyles11 December 16, 2011
Get the two pigs in a blanketmug. When someone exits a shower or bath and proceeds to lay their body directly on top of you, without drying off first.
Him: "Take off that duvet girl, I've got that good human wet blanket coming your way"
Her: "Fine, but I hope this results in me being wet from than just your human blanket ish"
Him: "Snore noise..."
Her: "Fine, but I hope this results in me being wet from than just your human blanket ish"
Him: "Snore noise..."
by GlazeHer May 12, 2014
Get the human wet blanketmug. taking the extra skin from the ball sack and wrap it around the penis leaving the end stick out just a little bit
by jmchizzle October 12, 2008
Get the Pig in a Blanketmug. by AlehouseMaximum January 20, 2008
Get the Pig in blanketmug. a wooly, scratchy, undesirable blanket. in a traditional sense: a red wool camp blanket with a couple of large gray or black stripes on it. similar to a camp blanket that white settlers would trade to native americans, and unintentionally pass along scarlet fever.
I have a scarlet fever blanket in the back of my Jeep...so we could load the firewood into my car if you want.
by DirtyWaterbury September 7, 2016
Get the scarlet fever blanketmug. by UWILLEATABLANKET July 4, 2011
Get the purple fuzzy blanketmug.