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B.A.B.S.

B.A.B.S. or Big Ass Ball Syndrome is the act of having a gigantic ball on either the right or left side. The nut in most cases is about 3 times the size of your normal everyday testical. Men who have B.A.B.S. are usually forced to walk with a limp and will more than likely suffer from back problems later in life due to the increaseed weight in the sack region. This is also commonly referred to as elephantitis or softball sack.

Note: It is extremely rare, but not unheard of to have two enormous balls in a single sack (see B.A.S.S. for more detail).
I couldn't believe it when Billy tbagged Eddie... His left nut was as big as Eddie's forehead! Billy must be gifted with B.A.B.S., his left ball is enormous!

That guys junk was huge! He must have B.A.B.S.!
by DoctorJjThomas June 15, 2011
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B.A.B.

literally means "Be a Bro," which can be demonstrated through showing loyalty and support to your friends through helping them and or bonding over bro activities, including snappa, working out, hitting on chicks, and wearing sleeveless shirts.
"Want to go to the gym and then go get wasted?" -Bro A
"I can't bro, I have a midterm tomorrow, plus my girfriend's parents are in town." -Bro B
"Come on man, B.A.B." -Bro A
"Natty or keystone?" -Bro B
by Notorius B.R.O. October 31, 2011
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B.A.B.S

acronym for broke ass bastard syndrome, a disease that comes with not having a job, or just spending all your money on useless shit. this disease can only be remedied by having an awesome sugar momma (or poppa) who buys stuff for you all the time (preferably an old one, so they can die and bequeath you their money)
Anna Nicole Smith had B.A.B.S. this is her testimonial:

"After i got too fat to be in playboy, my B.A.B.S really started acting up. i knew i needed a rich old sugar daddy as fast as possible. and i got one! now my B.A.B.S is cured and i have enough money to live for a long time!!"

(irony)
by Joshua Jean December 24, 2008
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A.B.A.

dude, did you see that guy? he was such an A.B.A.
by I'm so gayyy December 20, 2009
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S.A.K.A.B.A.

Save air kill a BA. To get rid of the dumbasses in the process.
SAKABA! SAKABA! the programmers chanted.
by Joe Dirte November 25, 2003
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d.a.b.a

diplomate of accredited board certified anesthesiologists
Diana was certified by d.a.b.a. when she received her degree in anesthesiology.
by Sarah Leee September 20, 2006
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B.A.B.

Acronym for Broken Ankle Bitch, an individual who through some sort of accident or mistake has either broken their ankle or sprained it in such a way that they are no longer able to walk in a way that could be considered normal. The injured person has not fully healed and often complains about the injury to friends and family members thus the, "Bitch" component has been added for due measure. See also; S.A.B.
Look at that B.A.B.! He can't even put pressure on his ankle.
by Thumb10 March 12, 2011
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