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manly arts

A term used for an imagined set of skills in home and auto repair by those who have no hope of ever possessing those skills.
If I was skilled in the manly arts, I could totally fix that light switch.
by Big JT August 27, 2013
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Madern Art

The worst type of modern art that gets up your nose because its such pretentious crap and totally on-puwse
Went to see Damian Hirst's lastest madern art exhibition its so on-puwse.

When Oscar Wilde said all art was useless he missed out the word madern
by jimfortress October 12, 2009
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topic art

Art that is based on a particular theme or item of current interest to society. The theme or topical item is usually trendy or transient. Typically, topic art is portrayed as being creative, but really, it is not at all original. Considered a juvenile art form. While it can describe art that is good, topic art is more generally a derogatory term.
Artist: "I use mixed media including commonly available household items like recycled string and kiwi juice cartons. I believe in global warming and my art express this."
Mark: "You mean you tie your mom's garbage together then bring it back into the world as art. I'm an artist too: you're a shithead so let's recycle your throat into a turd-sleeve."
Rachel: "I hate topic art."
by topic art April 9, 2010
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art of losing

losing because your a bad sport. not a cool person. breaks the rules to try to win. makes up an excuse to make themselves feel better
Opponent: I almost had you, i had the armbar but it slipped.

You: No, thats just the art of losing.
by MikeyGee December 16, 2007
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The Lewd Arts

The polite way of saying pornographic materials.
Person One: I feel like I will partake in the darker side of the lewd arts.
Person Two: You mean you are going on Blacked.com.
Person One: Yes :(.
by TheLongNDog January 10, 2017
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liberal arts

The art of being liberal
Wow John, did you really go to college for 4 years for a stupid liberal arts degree?
by poliman_original August 2, 2022
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Art Basel

My definition of Art Basel

An event where come mierdas that think they are important hope to be seen by other "important" come mierdas to see shit they have convinced themselves is art.
I’m a come mierda so going to art basel
by Captmendi December 8, 2019
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