arsebang

verb, to perform anal intercourse

noun, the anal intercourse

He uses to arsebang me at least twice a day.

Little Susie is addicted to arsebang, believe me.

by Tiago Zuhr August 25, 2008

arse hound

A homosexual nymphomaniac.

That lad is a complete arse hound.

by Buda Brennan May 15, 2006

arsehoar

A derogatory term, combining the words *arse* and *whore*, (althought spelt "arsehoar" for phonetic convenience). If I'm sounding too complicated you should have gone to a better school...owned.

1."what up man, how's it hanging gangsta?"
2. "You Sir, are an arsehoar of the highest standard"
1. "wtf d00d, u just totally blew away r frendship"
2. "Owned."

by Mar and Al (mainly Al :) ) July 31, 2006

arse crack ya

when a male or female puts there index finger down the crack of there arse then rubs it under the nose of there victim, releasing the sweaty stench

dont be so mean, or i'll arse crack ya!

by matthew sopp April 24, 2007

arse-backwards

1) Very wrong.

2) Right (rare usage)

1) "... It's a privilege to have people listen to your views, and if people get them arse backwards sometimes, that's the price you have to pay ..." -- Alexei Sayle, comedian, satirist and Young Ones co-star, after apparently dissing his home city.

2) Bill: I put my trousers on arse-backwards today.
Ben: Well done. That's correct.

by Mathilda Underfoot April 11, 2010

arse fucked

when somthing ie. an object is not just fucked...its arse fucked.. totaly fucked and no goin back.

man,...this job aint just fucked...its fuckin arse fucked.!!
finished.

by pizzicato80 November 7, 2010

arsegravy

This putrid and foul smelling substance is referred to by ignorant word abusers with the insufficient term "diarrhoea". However, we (the enlightened ones) understand that once diarrhoea becomes so diarrhoeal that its consistency is akin to that of well-stirred and ready-to-consume gravy then any term other than this is a shear fallacy. But beware! This term has often been misused to describe what may feel during production (and from a distance appear) to be free of that oh so commonly unnoticed grainy/sandy texture. Please note that unless upon further inspection it upholds a smooth, almost creamy quality, its just runny shit!

"Damn that last load of arsegravy is lubricating my arsecheeks so well I'm just gonna have to scoff another kilo of prunes!"

by Jimmy Bob-Bob March 25, 2012