Angela H.

5’8 1/2, beauty girl. Large and IN CHARGE. Has a cat named LUNA. HAS A BOYFRIEND NAMED ME. Listen, I love this girl with all my life. She’s the most intelligent, smart, academically inclined, smart woman. Get yourself an Angela, oh wait, YOU CANT BC NO ONE LIKE HER EXISTS AND WILL EVER EXIST ON THIS PLANET UNTIL 2029 (we are planning to have children then). They say your woman is your life.

Mine is my blood. My word is my blood, and my blood is my bond, and my bond is my word.

Man 1 - “hey is that Angela H. walking by over there?”

Man 2 - “yeah she’s with that fucking genius Christian. Man he is so smart. I wish I could be like him. No one could ever be like him”

by Angela’s Husband April 22, 2024

Angelaco

When someone is loud and obnoxious thinking it’s cute. It’s cringey. It’s annoying. You are being a pick me. And you’re ugly. Witch. Think it’s cute to make fun of people and laugh and giggle in the hallways. It’s immature and weird. You look weird and you’re already hideous. Makeup don’t fix that ugly personality or that ugly face. Learn to shut your mouth for an extended period of time, everyone will greatly appreciate it!

What’s that loud squeaky noise?

Angelaco
That shit is so loud it’s burning holes in my ears

by ccanonymous January 23, 2025

Angela Rippon

Once respected news reader, famous for getting her legs out on the Morecambe and Wise show, now considered by many to be compromised since she sold out to the infamous propaganda outlet GBNews.

"Angela Rippons on the TV trying to be taken seriously again"
"She should go back to GBNews"

by dervxerox February 2, 2026

angela

finds a way to implement the monday-thursday rule without fail

Im not on raiders because of an Angela

by natasha gear February 3, 2026

Angela

Molesta cuando está, pero se le echa en falta cuando se va

Que pasa Angela? Joder que pesadilla

by Hugoclim March 17, 2026

Angelatrip

An out of body euphoric experience both greatly overwhelming and equally peaceful experience

At the party I started to angelatrip.

by Angelatrip March 26, 2026

Angela

Angela can be smart and fun, but don't be fooled by the name. Girls named Angela are some of the most cynical, evil, and dangerous people you will ever meet. She will gaslight people to get what she wants, never being afraid to manipulate.

Person 1: Have you seen that girl? Shes a total nutcase!

Person 2: Yeah, shes a borderline Angela.

by justanaverageguy222 May 24, 2025