Anal Porridge

Anal porridge is excrement that resembles the consistency of porridge. It is light and fluffy and smells deadly. Originates from North Bay, Ontario.

I can't use the bathroom because it smells like anal porridge.

by Rational Gal March 09, 2012

anal creampie

what happens after being f*cked in the ass

i had a massive anal creampie after being gangbanged by 10 guys.

by anal lover February 03, 2009

anal blasting

When the anus is pumped full of sperm until it explodes.

Anne: "Austin dont give me an anal blasting"
Austin: "Too late...sorry."

by Jgat115 September 27, 2015

anal runoff

Sperm that leaks out of an anus that has just been ejaculated into.

Alisha's pregnancy is a result of anal runoff.

by anusbeed April 01, 2010

anal beads

antonias best friend

antonia: anal beads are my best friend

by urnan4242 May 18, 2022

anal vineyard

Slang for Piles or haemorroids.

Mary has quite an impressive Anal Vineyard after a bad case of the runs.

by afcb stu October 07, 2006

Anal Octopus

When 8 guys shove their dicks up a womans anus, and shit begins shitting uncontrollably. Bonus points if diarhea

They decided on doing the anal octopus though it made quite the mess

by FeedTheWal February 13, 2013