alarm cock

when you get such hard morning wood that it instantly awakens you from a deep sleep

that sex dream i had last night was so hot, unfortunately it was cut short by my alarm cock right before I was able to cum in Betty White's tight asshole.

by iwannafuckbettywhite September 2, 2013

alarm cocked

Waking up due to the discomfort from your raging morning wood.

Andy: Why are you up so early, Eric?

Eric: I got fucking alarm cocked again, this is the third time this week.

by Collard Greens November 10, 2013

Allar Aav

Allar Aav is god of math

Allar Aav

by Thedvd March 12, 2019

Alarnie

Alarnie is ginger and she knows this so she doesn’t need people to tell her. Alarnie is also only 5 ft tall. She knows this too and again does not need people to point it out. Alarnie is pretty cool.

Woah you’re such an Alarnie!

by gingerchickennuggets October 16, 2019

Alarnah

The most amazing girl you will ever meet, she is tall, pretty, friendly and everything you want in a friend. She will always be there for you if you need her and if you have an Alarnah as a friend keep her close and never leave her

Alarnah in year seven is so kind

by Usbajahushsb December 18, 2019

G-alarm

The sound one makes when there g-spot is being stimulated; Moaning; orgasm.

"My girlfriends G-alarm is so loud im glad she lives by herself"

by Talroma December 24, 2008

dirty aldara

When you look up the dirty version of your name on urban dictionary.

I just did a dirty aldara, it said dirty emily was when you nut on a tiger and fight it!

by Youthful Aids April 15, 2020