Allen

To be an Allen means you were born funny and like to make people laugh. An Allen will give people a hard time, act selfishly yet be generous in other aspects, can't find the mustard bottle in the fridge but is the designated sniper in video games, has horrible nuclear farts that clears a room in half a second.... and lastly to be an Allen means to love your spouse forever and ever because no one else wants to be with an Allen.

Allen walks up to the fridge to get himself a soda and sits back down.
Wife, "You didn't anticipate my needs and get me one too? You're such an Allen."
Allen gets a soda and comes back with a chocolate bar to make it up to the wife before letting out a fart that will make her mad again.

by raindrop121811 August 4, 2025

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Allen

A person who misses his skills and then says damn bro im lagging

Winfred hooks a creep when there are 3 enemies around. he says " Bro its my shitty ping"
He just did an allen

by pujaka June 8, 2024

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carter allen

a nigga with a big dick

i wish i was like carter allen

by Roy kiss boys April 18, 2024

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Allen

The go-to man. Will live on to be a legend. Smart, resourceful, ambitious. Risk-averse isn't a pair of words one can use to describe him. Not a perfect man, but he works with his strengths and limitations. He will learn, improve and dominate.

You're going to have to be an Allen to manage that.

by Chigchig88 November 24, 2021

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Tony Allen

The Grindfather, he was defensive menace, especially on the Boston Celtics and Memphis Grizzlies. He was a 1x NBA champion in 2008, was on the 6x All-Defensive Team, and even Kobe Bryant said that he was the toughest defender he went against!

Friend: Did you hear about the Tony Allen jersey retirement on March 15th?

Me: Of course I heard about it!

by Jorblint February 20, 2025

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