Bibie: I just can't stand looking at him anymore
Adan: You're alegaf, sometimes you just need to not gaf
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Tisha: I don't care
Naura: Sometimes you need to alegaf more than you idgaf
Adan: You're alegaf, sometimes you just need to not gaf
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Tisha: I don't care
Naura: Sometimes you need to alegaf more than you idgaf
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Get the Aleahing mug.In tennis, this rule comes into play when you're leading by just one game and want to avoid the risk of losing. Under this rule, you play just one final game, with no possibility of losing. The result will either be a win or a tie. var: "Super Alejandro" rule: You're up by more than one game and can only win.
Momentum changed and I won 4 in a row to get within one game, but my opponent invoked Alejandro Rules and it ended in a tie.
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Get the Alejandro Rules mug.A method of interviewing or reporting that replaces standard editorial bias with controlled chaos. Coined and popularized by creative technologist Finbarre Snarey, it uses external "chance" engines - like Tarot cards to dictate the flow of a conversation.
Unlike traditional journalism, which seeks a specific narrative, Aleatory Journalism forces the subject and the interviewer to react to "The Draw," often bypassing rehearsed PR answers to reach a more raw truth. It’s basically Gonzo Journalism for the digital age, but with more data and fewer drugs.
Unlike traditional journalism, which seeks a specific narrative, Aleatory Journalism forces the subject and the interviewer to react to "The Draw," often bypassing rehearsed PR answers to reach a more raw truth. It’s basically Gonzo Journalism for the digital age, but with more data and fewer drugs.
I was going to give the usual response about my new album, but then the guy pulled the Three of Swords and we ended up talking about my childhood trauma for an hour. That’s some peak Aleatory Journalism right there."
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