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African American 

A "politically correct" term white people use to refer to black people in an attempt to "not be racist", when in reality calling a black person BLACK would be "politically correct", and is in no way racist, in opposition to a white person calling a black person "nigger", which still isn't racist because Irish people were called nigger long before black people since it means "slave".
Politician: We need to address the issues of the African American community more directly!

Black person: Shut da fuck up wit dat shit whitey! I'm motherfuckin' black, and dat's it!
African American by OVER 9000! September 7, 2009

african safari

a term used for african americans but meaning no racial preference
these persons just seem to be extreamly offended anyways
shut up you african safari
get away from me you african safari

African Glue

African Glue is a mixture of an energy dirnk (NOS, Monster, etc.) and a powdered drug (LSD, Cocaine, Heroin, etc.) and Elmers Glue. The ingredients are mixed to gether and poured into a block mold and once the glue is hardened, the block can be shipped anywhere (the energy drink and glue mask the scent of the drugs) and is broken into pieces and put in a blender or food processor to make a fine powder. This powder is then snorted and is rumored to give you the best high ever.
Did you hear? Jeff smuggled 20 Kilos of crack into the country by macking some African Glue.
African Glue by KingPin3000 April 26, 2011

african steamer 

pooping in your hand than slowly rub it on your partner's face than laugh at her
dude last night i had to shit bad while having sex with my girlfriend so i gave her an african steamer.
african steamer by ballsack35 September 9, 2013

african american 

One of the most annoying terms known to man. People use it when they are afraid that calling someone "black" is racist. What they don't know is that by calling a black person "African American", they are assuming that the person is both African and American.
Guy 1: Haha that African American dude is funny.
Guy 2: He's European, dude.
african american by Star Riley April 28, 2010

African American 

Note: This is defining the term, not the people.

A ridiculous and ill applied label that was accepted with a thoughtless rush just to make white people feel at ease and slightly noble.
Those African Americans are great!

african fish market 

a common misconception of the words "Abercrombie & Fitch model" when you or your phone partner has a shitty phone service *cough* AT&T *cough cough*. usually the same reason to blame disconnects in MMO games.
Brian: hey dev, did u see that new Abercrombie & Fitch models application in the mail for u?
Devan: HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA what the fuck?!?!?
Brian: uhmmm, what's so funny. u know u applied right?
Devan: wait, did u just say African fish market?
Brian: *enunciating* ABERCROMBIE & FITCH MODEL
Devan: oh, well.... FUCKING AT&T?!?!?
Brian: o son of a bitch i know right, i was playing WoW tonight and we were raiding KZ when i got effin' DC'd mid-aran gawd...
Devan: ... y do i even bother *click*
Brian: hullo? ... hullo?... *wrist*