Adult

Scented candles and tax evasion

You know your an adult when your lighting scented candles and commiting tax evasion

by Ilumihardy November 9, 2021

Adult Fun Dip

Dipping your cigarettes in cocaine

"Man, I just don't get the same buzz of cigarettes that I used to."
"Try adult fun dip. You're addicted anyways."

by Italian_Stallion_97 November 14, 2021

Adults Only Magic Show

An incredible array of hilariously raucous comedy, mind-bending illusions and stunningly dangerous stunts.

Yes, I have booked my tickets for Adults Only Magic Show!

by stewface November 24, 2021

Adult Daycare

Adult Daycare is prison. You spend all day eating, doing "art", and playing with fellow adults your age while you're also taken care of by the prison and your daddy Bubba.

Kid: "Mom where's my dad?"
Mom: "He's in Adult Daycare sweetie."

by Spidermanismymomanddaddy November 25, 2021

Adult Chicken Nuggets

A term for boneless wings of various flavors from you local bar.

Yo, You wanna hit up buffalo wild for some adult chicken nuggets?

by GreatScottTheMoon November 25, 2021

Adult-adult

An true adult that you can depend on. Someone who will fight for you thick and thin. And someone who people come to love and trust with their lives.

Yo this guys really glown up from a boy to man. He’s become an adult-adult

by Klau14 March 19, 2022

Adult Conversation

A boring conversation.

I don’t want to listen to them! They’re having an adult conversation.

by anonymous May 5, 2022