When a good Christian Girl secretly, or not so secretly, partakes in drugs, alcohol, and risky pharmaceuticals while knowingly pregnant in an attempt to induce a miscarriage. Note: sometimes failure to miscarry can still be a success if it traps the father into considerable financial obligations to support the female partner for life and their disabled and mentally stunted child.
Kevin: Beth seemed totally strung out in church today. Is she on something? I thought she was preggers.
Todd: She had a big fight with Jim last week. She's probably doing a Christian Girl abortion.
Todd: She had a big fight with Jim last week. She's probably doing a Christian Girl abortion.
by SecretSouthernSlang May 4, 2022
Get the Christian Girl abortionmug. A failed abortion is often regarded as an abortion that is failed (typically a child that the mother and/or father didn't want). Often times, a failed abortion is classified as someone who listens to bands like 6ix9ine, Lemon Demon, Radiohead, and/or the Beatles.
They play Undertale and inhale Mountain Dew. They're not the funny Fortnite gamers.
They play Undertale and inhale Mountain Dew. They're not the funny Fortnite gamers.
by epicfortniteamogusgamer3400 May 3, 2022
Get the Failed Abortionmug. A "Back Alley Abortion" is the crude name for a snort of cocaine followed by a shot of Fireball whiskey. The cocaine is a pinch on the outside of the hand when making a fist, between thumb and forefinger, similar to where salt goes when doing a shot of tequilla.
Alternatively, you can dust the rim of the shotglass with the cocaine. (less common)
Alternatively, you can dust the rim of the shotglass with the cocaine. (less common)
Nicolle has had one too many Back Alley Abortions and should really take a fucking break for a while.
by SoothsayerA May 5, 2018
Get the Back Alley Abortionmug. Gordy found out his girlfriend was knocked up, so he gave her the ol’ Canadian Abortion.
Problem solved.
Problem solved.
by Phat Guy Tie Dye January 6, 2024
Get the canadian abortionmug. On The Conners, Darlene's daughter Harris had a TV abortion because an elective abortion would hve offended many viewers.
by Chunks the Dog March 2, 2023
Get the tv abortionmug. Doctor: alright imma abortion this baby
My mom: K do it
Me: Sticks hand out vagina with a Glock-18
Mom: shrieks
Me: Fucking shoots the doctors head off
Mom: WHAT THE FUCK!!!
My mom: K do it
Me: Sticks hand out vagina with a Glock-18
Mom: shrieks
Me: Fucking shoots the doctors head off
Mom: WHAT THE FUCK!!!
by ODOG12 October 22, 2022
Get the Abortionmug. The bloody mess that occurs when a pregnant female plays bass in a wicked rock band. Used to express something that is simultaneously amazing and awful.
"I don't know how I feel about this new trend. It's sort of a bass abortion, don't you think?"
"I was on the rollercoaster when that guy had his arm ripped off. It was a legit bass abortion."
"I was on the rollercoaster when that guy had his arm ripped off. It was a legit bass abortion."
by Fox2018 May 22, 2018
Get the bass abortionmug.