Anal Cadet

A woman who, previously had been an anal virgin, is introduced to the pleasures of anal sex by her male partner and winds up thoroughly enjoying the act.

Man, Sheila was my best Anal Cadet! She was freaked at first, but she got into it after a few strokes and loved every minute!

Ted- I had my first Anal Cadet last night.
Fred- <High five!>

by Churn June 20, 2008

anal creampie

what happens after being f*cked in the ass

i had a massive anal creampie after being gangbanged by 10 guys.

by anal lover February 03, 2009

anal blasting

When the anus is pumped full of sperm until it explodes.

Anne: "Austin dont give me an anal blasting"
Austin: "Too late...sorry."

by Jgat115 September 27, 2015

anal runoff

Sperm that leaks out of an anus that has just been ejaculated into.

Alisha's pregnancy is a result of anal runoff.

by anusbeed April 01, 2010

anal beads

antonias best friend

antonia: anal beads are my best friend

by urnan4242 May 18, 2022

Anal Octopus

When 8 guys shove their dicks up a womans anus, and shit begins shitting uncontrollably. Bonus points if diarhea

They decided on doing the anal octopus though it made quite the mess

by FeedTheWal February 13, 2013

anal vineyard

Slang for Piles or haemorroids.

Mary has quite an impressive Anal Vineyard after a bad case of the runs.

by afcb stu October 07, 2006