Almond Joy

To ejaculate on a piece of fecal matter, preferably human feces.

Jhon: Richard! Did you make another almond joy in the bathroom?
Richard: I'm sorry, I couldn't help it.

by Lemonade Man420 April 22, 2020

almy

slow or stupid

I went to the retard house and helped all the almys.

by joe July 21, 2003

almost-vite

1) To almost offer up an invitation.

2) To let someone know just after an invitation expires that it in fact exsisted

Person One "Oh if you would have let me know yesterday you wanted to go to the Bears game I could have given you a ticket but i just gave it away"

Person Two "Nice Almost-vite, you know i love the Bears, jerk!"

by Tim Langan January 6, 2008

almosse

A very fat ass dude with a very small dick . Usually eats ass and loves blondes. Also is very nice and mean at the same time. A very good atthlete for his size

I rather be David with a big dick but I'm an almosse with a small dick

by Zambimo March 15, 2017

Almost gym

when you need to get in shape but then you say "I'm not that fat I'll wait until I'm fat fat" and eat cheetos instead.

Hey, let's pull an almost gym tonight, I look okay. Do you have the chips?

by Peanut butter sculpture June 22, 2017

almond booty

When you got a booty shaped like an almond

Daaaaaaaamn girl you got an almond booty!

by BabyBooby January 28, 2018

almuhallab

Almuhallab: A name often used to describe annoying people who are way behind the human race in all aspects of life.

Also used to refer to individuals acquainted with failure, sheer stupidity and lack of talent, the type of people a person would shut down, ignore or avoid due to their inconvenient absurd personality.

Ex.1: That girl just doesn't know when to stop doesn't she! Such an almuhallab!

Ex.2: Each one of those people seem like an almuhallab, no wonder you don't talk to them anymore.

by TwoTowersdictionary.Com June 10, 2018