Jake

Jake is a sexy mofo who has a huge penis and balls. He is 25% and is a well known coochie slayer. He is known for his huge dick that is about 15 inches long. It’s so big that he tapes it to his leg. Everyone wants to be Jake, for he fucks a new bitch every night.

He must be a Jake, his dick is huge.

by Jakefishyyyy December 30, 2018

Jake

"Jake" is known for continuously getting friend zoned by many women and when he gets friend zoned, he goes and skinny dips with other men, plays Butt Cookie, and other extremely homosexual games.

Dude, he is such a Jake, what is he doing with those little boys right now?

by newalbany April 24, 2018

Jake

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Someone who acts depressed all the time and blames everything on themselves. They can be nice but in the worst way ever. He is super caring though and is willing to do anything for anyone.. even if they suck.

"Don't be such a Jake, Zaki"
"Crazy, why you being such a Jake?"
"Stop being a Jake, Zaki and Crazy!"
"That guy... yeah he such a Jake."

by Crazy And Zaki January 7, 2018

jake

A person with above average aptitude for being a tool. This person is typically aware of their own douchieness and will take great pride in their exploits. A term typically used in the prison setting.

"Dude at the yard spent like 20 minutes on the weight deck, what a fucking jake."

"C/O Hall tore my cell up today, he even took my porn, what a jake."

by Dixoncider89 February 26, 2017

Jake

Jake is someone who is typically short, who acts like a bitch when he gets made fun of. People named Jake are pu$$ies

Damn look at him he’s being such a Jake by crying over there

by Brettt33 July 20, 2019

Jake

Guy with extremely large penis usually takes the blame for everything when it’s not his fault and is attracted to personality then looks

Jake has a big dick

by Anna Barnes February 26, 2019

jake

jakes are just fuckin retarded.end of discussion.

don’t be a a jake

by AvaTheRat March 22, 2020