Spencer

A Tupac enthusiast. Looks slightly like Severus Snape. Enjoys spending a lot of money on shoes. Big stair guy.
Word of advice: do not mention haircuts in any way, shape, or form
The Spencer will become enraged
Mandy: hey Spencer did you get a haircut?
Spencer: AJSJEIEJSNDJ YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR INSOLENCE
by Pickles 🦷 February 17, 2023
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A fat lazy millennial from Smyrna Tennessee with man boobs with a butt-ugly girlfriend who scams and lies to unsuspecting individuals.
Don't be a Spencer.
by Scammed one to many times September 23, 2019
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A Spencer is a insecure , cocky, know it all pick me boy. He can be the type that cant take no for an answer, or he can be the type that acts like a pure little angel when he wants something. In all honesty Spencer's are guys you should stay away from, in any situation its best to watch your back.
Boy 1: Is that spencer?
Boy 2: Ew yeah- Stay away!
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Spencer is a tall guy around 6'1-6'2. Probably ripped. And he most likely is Scandinavian. He probably speak Russian, and loves dark humor and communism
Omg, that guy's so tall, who is he?

Oh that's Spencer
by Juan the angry chicken February 23, 2022
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Loves them toes , especially asian toes. He dislikes girls with blonde hair, and people named Eric. Pretty much dan schnider with out being old. YUUUUNNYYY TOES MMMMMMMMM

Taryn give toes!
Yo taryn give me them toes

STOP SPENCER U TOE TOUCHING TIDDY TOPPLER
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a fat frog who thinks he can talk to girls like they r slaves. all spencers r cunts and u should never trust them.
Wow. Spencer is a Cunt
by Lily May and Luke June 02, 2020
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(Commonly paired with words like "Sutton" and "Stunna") Someone who has no perception of existence. They are like an absent father who could just be lost in a grocery store looking for milk. At the end of the day though, he's probably just asleep or something.

Anecdote: Likely has some gay Indian boyfriend who follows him around as if he is god. It's not just the trick of the camera.
Person one: "WHERE THE FUCK IS HE?"
Person two: "That Spencer probably fell asleep watching tiktoks on his bed."
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