pull a kei

v. getting so drunk that you disappear during karaoke, leaving all of your possessions (keys, wallet, bag, etc.) with your bewildered friends.

Mr. T might pull a kei tonight.

by iloveg1ee June 13, 2010

Drum Key

A tool used to tune drums to different tensions. Also manages to blend in to any surface and gets lost when you fucking need it most.

*after searching for 15 minutes* Where the FUCK is my drum key. * Finds it Literally on floor by snare*

by Mynoduesp111 May 25, 2018

key scramble

a common excuse for being late somewhere

Coach: Why were you late to practice??
Athlete: I was in a key scramble!

by lmr2233 February 24, 2011

Tsukishima Kei

The love child of Kevin from 'the minions', and Simon from 'Alvin and the Chipmunks'.

"Imagine simping over Tsukishima Kei"
"Can't relate..."

by cats_on_mars March 22, 2021

Fly key

To be cool, to be dope, to be nice.

You are fly key.
I love your sneakers, they are fly key.
You guys look fly key together.
This party is fly key.

by Dusa Ninetyfirst June 03, 2022

key to happiness

That precious uniquely-carved strip of brass that a hot chick entrusts you with, and which allows you to unlock the front door to her house/apartment. (Well, duhhhh…!)

The ultimate gesture of a nice lady’s trust in you is if she lets you have a copy of the key to happiness.

by QuacksO July 14, 2018

Master key

A man whose key is used to open many locks.

Guy 1: Bro you keep banging all these chicks
Guy 2: Yeah bro, you know i be a master key

by Stiglover69 September 06, 2022