master keying

a term locksmiths use for masturbating

mazda spent the day master keying in the bathroom

by vagina jim bob September 18, 2016

pull a kei

v. getting so drunk that you disappear during karaoke, leaving all of your possessions (keys, wallet, bag, etc.) with your bewildered friends.

Mr. T might pull a kei tonight.

by iloveg1ee June 15, 2010

Tsukishima Kei

The love child of Kevin from 'the minions', and Simon from 'Alvin and the Chipmunks'.

"Imagine simping over Tsukishima Kei"
"Can't relate..."

by cats_on_mars March 22, 2021

Real key

It’s like low key but the real shit.

That’s real key.

by cdiddy1210 January 19, 2020

key j

sexy fighter and good a sex

damn key j you fucked me good last night

by hhhffghjgffd June 9, 2017

cry key

Say it really fast,, now ur Australian

Oh cry key who did we gat all the way down under?!

by 1fuNnygUy March 9, 2019

Tyler Keys

Funny

Sexy
Dress good

Opium

Cute
Smart

You know Tyler Keys?

by Destory Lonelyy April 13, 2023