Jarred

Jarred is a name used for people who sleep all day and eat too much food, jarred is normally known for e-dating online and also never taking showers.
Jarred is also known for having no neck or chin.

Jarred never showers and loves food too much

by PaulGeorge300 June 26, 2025

Jarring

Sab

Sab is literally the definition of jarring.

by Sunflower2903 February 5, 2024

Jarred Light

N, An invisible ciggarette used to soothe the body and mind. Can be found in, under and around anything. CAUTION: Too many may cause slight retardation.

Note: Jarred Lights cannot be found inside any IKEA on planet earth. Its just not going to happen, sorry...

"So I was at this cool party, and this chick pulled a Jarred Light from her pants, and gave it to me. It was the gateway to my new found love for smoking."

by Larry A. September 10, 2006

a nut for a jar of tuna

like racecar, no matter how you spell it, frontwards or backwards, it’s still the same.

gumball: that’s like trading a nut for a jar of tuna!
darwin: backwards!
gumball: …a nut for a jar of tuna.
darwin: oh

by a weirdo who likes tawog February 26, 2023

Jelly Jar

(Noun) The act of catching a know-it-all in the trap of pretending that they know what they are talking about.

I asked him to explain what a "flibberwidget" was, and he proceeded to explain it like he knew exactly what a flibberwidget was. I caught him in a Jelly Jar.

by meestamoosta April 30, 2021

jar

What shouldn't be shoved into your rectum.

Have you seen 1 man 1 jar the jar breaks in his ass!

by Prostate Exam June 26, 2014

jars my liver

When I was growing up this was a popular phrase in my neighborhood which actually had dual meanings. The first was to annoy or bother someone deliberately, for example, sibling interactions. The second definition was to be physically shaken up. It can also be modified in various ways to suit the situation including jar, jarring, or jarred.

Child: Johnny took my action figure!
Mother: John! Stop jarring his liver!

Friend 1: Do you want to go on the roller coaster?

Friend 2: No thanks, that ride really jars my liver.

by phillyphemale78 October 20, 2020