Phantom Hair

A piece of hair on your face which after multiple swipings and whipings wont come off. You can feel this hair, yet you cannot see it, therefore extremely hard to remove, and especially annoying.

Parker: ugh i feel like i have this hair on my face that wont come off, do you see it?
Ann: Ahh... the phantom hair.

by parker02 July 28, 2007

hair action

When someone, usually a girl, rubs her hands through your hair affectionately.
See also: hair fetish.

"I heard that you and Julia went out again last night. How'd that go?"
"Pretty awkward. She gave me more of that hair action. I think she's got some kind of obsession with curls."

by Yams February 18, 2010

Coochi Hair

Short, Thin or Thick Hair
Used as a Roast to define those who have Short, ugly, thin hair.
(no racism)

Girl on the internet: Girl you ugly asf
Me: And? You got coochi hair so you cover that up with weave, stahp it-

by MiaxAneesa June 7, 2019

Grassy hair

Hair that is rough when dry and soft when wet.

Lee: I think you have grassy hair
Chan: No asians don't have grassy hair
Lee: So true

by Sparky banana man November 7, 2011

Gee hair

Mom slang for pubes.

"Girls, I have some really devastating news. Today I found a gray gee hair. It was long. I don't know how I didn't notice it until now."

by kangaroopajamas December 29, 2013

hair blower

Obviously, a blow dryer. Duh.

You: (knock on neighbors door)
Neighbor: What do you want?!
you: do you have a hair blower I can borrow?
neighbor: a what?!
You: you know, a hair blower?
Neighbor: (clearly confused and unsure what to say) oh, a hair blower! Be right back! (Quickly shutting and locking the door)

by this_grrrl January 31, 2015

hair-eola

When a woman's areola ( the area surrounding the nipple) is hairy.

I noticed that Nancy had hair-eolas when she was changing into her drag-queen attire.

My razors get worn down after I shave my hair-eolas.

by craftymeanbastard October 8, 2010